Title: An Dream Second
Fandom: DCU
Characters: Bart Allen
Prompt: for fanfic100: 59. Food, for random_30: 19. Life is but a dream.
Word Count: 362
Rating: G
Summary: Bart is dreaming...
Author's Notes: Oh god, the crack. This is from an RP and I am so cheating by posting it here because it's only Bart/Tim in the sense that Tim is mentioned but it's awesome and I wanted to share it and also I'm so close on my Bart/Tim table that I CARE NOT. Plus it's 2 AM and I'm tired. So. Take a peak into Bart's dream... IF YOU DARE.

( Very little punctuation under the cut. )

Because apparently I'm on a roll today. Have some Bart, Tim, and Kon from YJ 1 and 2! Also one from YJ 40 with everyone.




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Title: Who Should Top? Who Should Bottom?
Fandom: Young Justice
Characters: Pretty much all of Young Justice. Except Ray. No one cares about Ray. :-(
Prompt: 46. Star
Word Count: 258
Rating: G
Summary: Sometimes these things take some serious coordinating.
Author's Notes: Written for shiny_glor_chan's Tim Topping Challenge. Because it is late and I am silly and oh god, I apologize.

( Kon is too huge to be anything but a bottom. )

Title: 5 AM
Fandom: Teen Titans
Characters: Bart/Tim
Prompt: 31. Sunrise
Word Count: 285
Rating: G
Summary: Tim's stayed up until five working on a case. Bart's stayed up until five because he's crazy.
Author's Notes: Written for stalinglim! Prompt: who thought 5 AM was a good idea?

( Tim will have to kill Gar. )

Title: Choker
Fandom: Teen Titans
Characters: Bart/Tim
Prompt: 50. Spade
Word Count: 509
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Tim gave Bart a choker. It's distracting.
Author's Notes: Wow, the prompt has NOTHING to do with the fic. I'm running out of prompts to choose from! Anyway, written for brewsternorth. Prompt: shiny new toys!

( Maybe he should get Tim one with a lightning bolt. He wonders if Tim would wear it. )

Title: Alive
Fandom: DCU
Characters: Bart/Tim
Prompt: 95. New Year
Word Count: 352
Rating: PG
Summary: Bart's alive. Tim needs to make sure it's real.
Author's Notes: Written for zoe_chan! She wanted post-resurrection fic.

( Tim couldn't let himself be happy. )

Title: Not Being Dead Should Mean More Kissing
Author: museofspeed
Claim: Blue Beetles
Characters/Pairing: Jaime/Kon, Bart/Tim
Rating: PG
Word Count: 913
Prompt: fanfic100 99. Writer's Choice. dcu_freeforall 11. Panic
Summary: Jaime walks in on Robin and Kid Flash making out, then bumps into Superboy.
Disclaimer: Nothing is mine!
Author's Notes: Written for my Superboy in an Unusual Pairing Month! WHICH ALL OF YOU SHOULD QUICKLY WRITE OR DRAW SOMETHING FOR AND PARTICIPATE IN HURRY HURRY MAY IS ALMOST OVER! ETA: THANK YOU TO julius12 FOR BETA'ing! (Can't believe I forgot!)

( The Scarab automatically adjusted his eyes and he could see Superboy's irises adjusting. X-Ray vision, right. )

Title: They Don't Have Valentine's Day on Krypton
Fandom: Teen Titans
Characters: Kon/Cassie, Bart/Carol, Tim, Ted.
Prompt: random_30: 12. Not what you're looking for. dcu_freeforall: 24. Amazons Attack.
Word Count: 1100
Rating: PG
Summary: It's Valentine's Day. And Cassie's boyfriend is not doing his boyfriendly duty.
Author's Notes: For the Superboy Valentine's Day Challenge! And thanks, as always, to julius12

( …or not. Bart got flowers? Bart? Really? )

Title: In Blackest Night
Fandom: Justice Riders
Characters: Bart, Tim.
Prompt: 45. Moon
Word Count: 2153
Rating: PG
Summary: Tim follows a lead Luthor gives him. Also, he has some interesting houseguests.
Author's Notes: Ahah! You thought you'd never see the end of Young Justice Riders, didn't you? Well, I sure showed you! It has been continued! For those that need a refresher, part 1, part 2, and part 3! Thanks, as always, to the wonderful julius12, who both beta'd this fic, and also encouraged me to actually finish it.

( Robin met Luthor at the appointed time. They were both exactly fifteen minutes early. )

Title: Everyone Loves Bagels
Fandom: Young Justice
Characters: Bart/Tim/Kon
Prompt: 59. Food
Word Count: 202
Rating: PG
Summary: Tim's very subtle in how he shows his affections.
Author's Notes: Written for midieval_ficus on the DCU Kissing Meme.

( I cheat so hard on the prompts, I know. )

Title: Goodbye
Fandom: Titans
Characters: Dick/Roy
Word Count: 217
Rating: R
Summary: Batman's gone, and Dick's leaving the Titans.
Author's Notes: For shiny_glor_chan for the DCU kissing meme again.

( Angsty angst aaaaangst. )

Hey guys! Did you all know about ttk_is_hot's Valentine's Day Challenge? We're doing as many Supersweet Superboy fics as we possibly can! OR ART!

Don't worry, it isn't due until the end of Frebruary, but everyone should do it! It'll be awesome!

And while we're on the topic, don't forget tim_bernard has a Valentine's Day Challenge too! That one's due sooner. So go forth, do them all, and have fun!

(This one isn't by me, but just thought I should point out heartbart has yet another Valentine's Day Challenge. If you could get that one too, it'd be cool.)

Title: Night Frights
Fandom: Young Justice
Characters: Bart/Tim
Prompt: 69. Thunder
Word Count: 360
Rating: PG
Summary: Bart's scared of thunder.
Author's Notes: For roguecatwoman!
( Got a lot of these. )

Title: Bombs away!
Fandom: Impulse
Characters: Bart/Carol
Prompt: 25. No time for the bomb squad.
Word Count: 150
Rating: G
Summary: Bart's playing games and a bomb's about to go off!
Author's Notes: For milleniumrex!
( And I don't really feel like being clever... )

Title: Bernard's an Idiot
Author: museofspeed
Claim: Blue Beetles
Characters/Pairing: Tim/Jaime, Bernard
Rating: PG
Word Count: 200
Prompt: 28. Ripples
Summary: Bernard traumatizes Jaime.
Disclaimer: Don't own 'em.
Author's Notes/Warnings: For aravistarkheena because we were talking about how much Bernard would terrify Jaime.
( So just cuttin' away. )

Title: Screwdrivers Can Stand to be a Little More Sonic
Author: museofspeed
Claim: Blue Beetles
Characters/Pairing: Ted Kord, Tenth Doctor
Rating: G
Word Count: 170
Prompt: 26. Timeline
Summary: A conversation between the Doctor and a young Ted Kord.
Disclaimer: Not mine!
Author's Notes/Warnings: For fleur_de_liz.
( Might get bored of this at some point. )

Title: Who Cares About Honor?
Fandom: Avatar/Batman
Characters: Zuko, Tim.
Word Count: 176
Rating: G
Author's Notes: For aravistarkheena
( Seriously, anyone read these? )

Title: Wannabe Great
Fandom: Mulan, Birds of Prey
Characters: Misfit, Mushu
Word Count: 224
Rating: G
Author's Notes: For milleniumrex
( Also, I have no idea how many I need. )

Title: My Vengeance is Darker than Yours
Fandom: DC Comics/Harry Potter
Characters: Misfit, Lord Voldemort
Word Count: 82
Rating: G
Author's Notes: For derawr
( Maybe I should check that. )

Title: Unacceptable
Fandom: Candyland/Artemis Fowl
Characters: Artemis Fowl, Lord Licorice
Word Count: 229
Rating: PG
Author's Notes: For nebulia
( Ten, from the looks of things. )

Title: No Gold!
Fandom: Road to El Dorado/Discworld
Characters: Ponder Stibbons, Tulio.
Word Count: 141
Rating: G
Author's Notes: For eliyes
( Penultimate cut text! )
( bonus round! )


Title: Redeeming Demons
Fandom: Good Omens/Road to El Dorado
Characters: Aziraphale, Miguel
Word Count: 160
Rating: PG
Author's Notes: For bergann
( Right now, I'm eating goat cheese and crackers. It's delicious. )

Title: Rings and Alarm Clocks
Fandom: DCU
Characters: Bart/Tim, Bruce
Prompt: 48. Diamond
Word Count: 850
Rating: G
Summary: Bruce doesn't like Bart much. But he really doesn't like Oliver Queen.
Author's Notes: For darthbatgirl! Thanks to julius12 for betaing and titling. Also, this takes place at some point in a vague, nebulous future.

( Tim gave an embarrassed grin and pulled a small box out of his pocket. ''I'm proposing.'' )

Title: All Tied Up and Nowhere to Go
Fandom: Golden Age Teen Titans
Characters: Roy/Dick
Word Count: 1079
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Speedy and Robin are tied up in a warehouse.
Author's Notes: Written for The Anonymous Kink Meme! Seriously, folks. So many good prompts, GO WRITE SOME! Thank you to the lovely julius12 for the speedy beta job and title help!

( ''If this is leading into a 'Boy Hostage' joke, I don't wanna hear it,'' Dick muttered. )


So remember when I asked for prompt request? I finally ended up doing some. Yay!


Title: No Es Bueno
Author: museofspeed
Claim: Blue Beetles
Characters/Pairing: Booster/Beetle, Jaime, Eddie
Rating: G
Word Count: 434
Prompt: 32. Rebuild
Summary: Zatara turned Jaime and Eddie into toddlers. Booster and Beetle are babysitting. Shenanigans ensue.
Disclaimer: Not mine!
Author's Notes/Warnings: I used Google Translate for all the Spanish in here, so tell me if it's utterly wrong? Written for the fabulous felonazcorp.

( ''Eres estúpido!'' Jaime shouted. ''Te odio, Diablo Rojo!'' )



Title: Paperwork
Fandom: Young Justice
Characters: Bart/Tim
Prompt: 6. Hours
Word Count: 365
Rating: PG
Summary: There's a lot of paperwork Tim has to do, but Bart is bored.
Author's Notes: Written for the amazing anthraciteowl!

( Tim grit his teeth and set out to do the work. )

Title: Have to Run
Fandom: Impulse
Characters: Bart/Carol
Prompt: For random_30: 001. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Word Count: 1130
Rating: PG
Summary: Carol is smart and pretty.
Author's Notes: Thanks to julius12 as always for the beta!

( Carol makes Bart's brain hurt in the best possible way. )

Title: Speeding Dreidels
Fandom: DCU
Characters: Bart/Tim
Prompt: 73. Light
Word Count: 2537
Rating: PG
Summary: Bart celebrates Hanukkah with Tim.
Author's Notes: Written for the heartbart Twelve Days challenge! I'm the fifth day. Thanks to julius12 for betaing!

( ''There is no Hanukkah fairy, stupid,'' Bart said. He looked up at Tim and grinned, suddenly by Tim's side. ''Tell him there's no Hanukkah fairy. Tim's Jewish. He knows.'' )

Title: Christmas Trees in the 31st Century.
Fandom: DCU
Characters: Iris, Bart, Jenni, Don, Dawn, Meloni, Jeven.
Word Count: 614
Rating: G
Summary: Iris' family celebrates Christmas.
Author's Notes: Originally this was going to be part of my Twelve Days challenge fic, but in the end I cut it out. It was cute, though, so I thought I'd share. Thanks as always to the incomparable julius12, and enjoy!

( They heard a giggle, and Dawn caught Bart an instant before he crawled into the tree at like a miniature freight train. )

Agh. Got caught in an ice storm that wiped out the power for my school and most of the surrounding area. They were talking about how it might take days to fix which, luckily, didn't happen. But agh. Not so fun. At least I got ten hours of sleep and the fun of crunching frozen grass. Hee! And my Friday class was cancelled. But my battery on my computer ran out and I had nothing to DO so I ended up sleeping. With a high pitched keening noise in the background due to the building telling us that NO DUH, something was wrong.

Sooo I'm finally writing again. Something for heartbart's Twelve Days Challenge. And something that was going to be part of the Twelve Days fic but I decided not to include that I'll probably post at some point. It features baby Bart and Jenni. Also on that note...SIGN UP FOR THE CHALLENGE! There are still six slots open! GO DO IT!

And in other news, the holidays approach, and, on the off-chance some of you actually have money to spare in these hard times and were wondering what your poor, college-student fanfic writer friend wants (Besides food), check out my wishlist! Mostly comic books on the list. Some DVDs, a few T-shirts, an action figure, but yeah, mostly comics. I'm predictable like that!

Yay! Power!

First and foremost!

Twelve Days of Christmas Bart Challenge!

Sign up! SIGN UP LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW! So far there are only three slots taken! THAT MEANS THERE ARE ONLY NINE LEFT! GET 'EM WHILE THEY'RE HOT!

Second - Sorry to all the people to whom I promised drabbles. Turns out my NaNoWriMo withdrawal is seriously harshing my jibe and drabble prompts aren't helping. I may finish more later...but I wouldn't count on it.

Third - Anyone interested in roleplaying Cassie for on_thecouch? Because I play Kon there and we really, really need one. Poke me on AIM if you're interested. I'm Shananagin1618 and I'm always on. This might be felonazcorp's fault.

Fourth - Anyone watching the new TV Show Merlin? Because it's very, very gay. Historically inaccurate to a point that I've got to tell myself it's an AU just so I can sit through it, but very gay.

Here's a summary:

Uther Pendragon = stubborn old bastard.
Arthur Pendragon = a dick, but a noble one.
Morgana = Possibly lesbian.
Gaius = Morgan Freeman, except white.
Merlin = an idiot and a dork.
Guinevere = adorable and a dork.
Nimue < Madame Xanadu.
Lancelot = Batman.

Title: Halloween Party
Fandom: Young Justice
Characters: Bart/Tim/Kon
Prompt: 44. Circle
Word Count: 350
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Bart's dressed as Wonder Girl, Tim's dressed as Secret, Kon's dressed as Arrowette, and vice versa.
Author's Notes: Just some silly Halloween fun! Enjoy!

( ''I told you to wear underpants,'' Tim said, amused. )

ETA: Now with a picture of Bart in a Wonder Girl costume! Thanks, derawr! And here it is in color! Also, a Sequel!

Title: We Don't Have to Explain It.
Fandom: DC/Marvel
Characters: Deadpool, Bob Agent of HYDRA, Weasel, Irene Merryweather, Cable, Kon, Bart/Tim, Bart/Carol.
Prompt: For fanfic100: 17. Brown, for wtf27: 21. Doppelganger, for random_30: 010. The what with the what?, for marvel_drabbles: 01. Fingers, and for dcu_freeforall: 37. Magic
Word Count: 3200
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Carol and Tim both have a thing for Bart. Deadpool narrates. Well, mostly.
Author's Notes: Hey, feebs! Deadpool, here! I duct taped Shana to a chair again (in REVENGE, but you'll learn about that later). Anywho, I got some stuff to say! First of all, like that beta chick, julius12 said, "Fourth wall got busted so hard it doesn't know what hit it. It's lying in the street asking if anyone got the truck number." So yeah, consider yourself warned. Also, second_batgirl? This is partly your fault, so you better be happy! Or, you know, run and hide before they get sick of throwing the rocks and rotting fruit at Shana and decide to turn on you. Just thought I'd warn you! Oh, also, there isn't much plot. Mainly because SOMEONE kept going off topic. Oh, wait, that's me, isn't it? It's brilliant, go read it.

( I DEMAND ROBIN IN A BIKINI! )

Title: Keep Your Secrets
Fandom: DCU
Characters: Bart/Carol
Prompt: For random_30: 007. I got better. For dcu_freeforall: 40. Electricity.
Word Count: 750
Rating: PG
Summary: Carol's finally healing from Bart's death. Then someone shows up in her room.
Author's Notes: Look! I got a Bart/Carol table! Also, I'm almost done with my supporting cast table! I feel so accomplished. Written for merfilly's Day of the Dead challenge. Thanks to julius12 for betaing this. Of course, it took some convincing her to take this one on. She's heterophobic.

( She could look at the color red without wanting to burst into tears now. )

Title: With Great Powers Comes Great Sex
Fandom: Teen Titans
Characters: Bernard/Tim, Bart/Tim/Kon, Bart/Tim/Kon/Cassie, Kon/Cassie
Prompt: fanfic100: 83. And, dcu_freeforall: 26. phasing (through objects).
Word Count: 2700
Rating: R
Summary: Bernard's going to meet Tim's friends. The Titans have some pretty interesting stories about Tim.
Author's Notes: Oh, man, I'm pretty sure this started from a conversation with aravistarkheena, but it was a while ago and now it might have been felonazcorp. In either case, I'll dedicate it to both of them because I'm sure I discussed it with both of them. Thanks as always to the awesome julius12 for beta-ing! This fic is cracky. Very, very cracky.

( ''Geeze, don't explode, Boy Wonder. We were eager to meet the Boyfriend Wonder.'' )

Buncha drabbles!

Title: Giving me a Hadron
Fandom: Teen Titans
Characters: Bart, Kon, Tim
Prompt: 14. Green
Word Count: 261
Rating: PG-13
Author's Notes: For urplesquirrel

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Title: Shortpants
Fandom: Young Justice
Characters: Bart/Tim
Prompt: 40. Sight
Word Count: 216
Rating: PG-13
Author's Notes: For dr_mellifluous

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Title: Fun at the Zoo
Fandom: Batman
Characters: Harley, Ivy
Prompt: Zoo
Word Count: 124
Rating: G
Author's Notes: For cold_nostalgia.

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Title: Sleeping Out
Fandom: Young Justice
Characters: Cassie/Cissie
Prompt: sneaky
Word Count: 161
Rating: PG
Author's Notes: For milleniumrex.

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Title: Nightmares
Fandom: Robin
Characters: Bernard/Tim
Prompt: 47. Seismic control
Word Count: 600
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Tim has nightmares.
Author's Notes: For aravistarkheena.

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Title: Issues
Fandom: Young Justice
Characters: Kon, Tim
Prompt: Kon walks in on Tim relieving some stress.
Word Count: 220
Rating: PG
Author's Notes: For quiet__tiger. Also check out cissie_king's response to the prompt.

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Title: Golden Eyes and French Fries
Fandom: Young Justice
Characters: Bart/Tim
Prompt: 13. Yellow
Word Count: 1070
Rating: PG
Summary: Bart wants Tim to eat more and work less. Protein shakes don't count.
Author's Notes: Mostly when I write a story, I agonize over what to call it. Once, when discussing a different story with my beta, the lovely julius12, she came up with the idea "Golden Eyes and French Fries." I loved the idea, but it didn't fit the story I'd written. Still, I really wanted to write that story. Now, I finally did! Happy birthday, pikakao! Sorry it's late! (bastet_in_april, I haven't forgotten about you! I'm still working on your fic too!) ETA: Look! Fanart! pikakao is awesome!

( ''That's not food. That's regurgitated shark barf.'' )

Title: Patience
Author: museofspeed
Claim: Supporting Characters
Characters/Pairing: Max, Bart
Rating: G
Word Count: 200
Prompt: 54. Writer's Choice
Summary: Max wishes he'd told Bart that he understood.
Author's Notes/Warnings: This is what happens when I start thinking too much.

( Bart was one of the most patient people in the world. )

Slowly but surely working through these...here, have the ones I'm done with!

( Five times Bart succeeded in slowing down. )

( Five times Cass knew Steph loved her. )

( How about five times Kon and Bart made Tim relax )

( Five times Misfit made Oracle proud. )

( Five times Bruce wished he had a normal job. )

( Five times Tim successfully deceived Bruce )

( Five Strange Places Lois and Clark Secretly Had Sex. )

Title: Life in Manchester 3/3
Fandom: DCU
Characters: Bart/Tim, Kon, Steph, Carol, Preston, Max Mercury, White Lightning.
Prompt: fanfic100: 68. Lightning. wtf27: High School AU. au_abc: School. dcu_freeforall: 44. control over chemical composition.
Word Count: 2240
Rating: PG
Summary: Bart enjoys a movie, Kon and Steph are helpful, and Tim is a Boy Hostage.
Author's Notes: Yay, last part of Life in Manchester! Thanks to julius12 for the beta like always! In case you're wandering around lost, here's the first part and the second part. Also, apologies to Joss Whedon.

( Bart's eyes widened. ''Uh, I do! I was just, uh, ohlookatmywristIgottago!'' )

Title: Life in Manchester 2/3
Fandom: DCU
Characters: Bart/Tim, Carol, Steph.
Prompt: fanfic100: 2. Middles. wtf27: High school AU. au_abc: School. dcu_freeforall: 30. Clairaudience.
Word Count: 1800
Rating: PG
Summary: Steph gives advice, Bart hugs, Carol plots, and Tim is Lois Lane.
Author's Notes: Second part of Life in Manchester! First part was here! Thanks again to julius12 for betaing!

( ''I thought you said we make a terrible team and we were gonna be the death of you?'' )

Next!

Title: Life in Manchester 1/3
Fandom: DCU
Characters: Bart/Tim, Carol, Preston, Steph, Bernard.
Prompts: For dcu_freeforall: 23. forcefield creation. For au_abc: School. For wtf27: High School AU. For fanfic100: 88. School. And that's what we call multi-tasking!
Word Count: 2600
Rating: PG
Summary: When Tim was younger, his parents decided Gotham was too dangerous to live in after seeing two acrobats fall to their deaths. They moved to Manchester, Alabama. Now, there's a new kid in town, and Tim's not sure what to make of him.
Author's Notes: Ah, this took me forever! This story is finished, but really freaking long, so you get three installments. The next one'll be posted tomorrow, the one after that two days from now. Trust me, it's for the best. This was written for geministar01 who requested "a Bart/Tim AU where Tim grew up in either Keystone City or Manchester." Hope this works for you! Also, thank you to julius12 for being an awesome beta!

( ''This is Tim,'' Carol said. ''He likes chess and math, and he's scared of the circus.'' )

Next!

PLOT BUNNIES FOR ADOPTION!
Stuff I'd write if I had time.

1. Bart never became the Flash. He and Inertia were both kidnapped by Inertia from the Titans of Tomorrow arc, who for some reason didn't vanish. Or maybe it's an alternate universe Inertia or something. Doesn't matter. Point is, alt!Inertia takes Bart's place like Inertia always was supposed to, becomes the Flash, etcetera, but real!Inertia escapes and kills him. Now he's taking heat for killing the Flash, even though he knows the Flash isn't really Bart, so he has to deal with angry heroes, angry rogues, and trying to find a way to free Bart. I'd write this, but a) no time, and b) there are people who'd handle Inertia much better than I would.

2. Kon is getting married. Possibly to Tana, but that part is only kind of important. He wants both his genetic doners at the wedding, though. Clark'll be there, but there are three possible people who could have been the human doner. I was thinking Lois, Lex, and Paul Westfield (the original human doner before they retconned it as being Lex.) Or maybe Bruce, I don't know. They go through wacky hijinks. Yes, I came through this while watching Mama Mia. What? I had to entertain myself somehow!

Also, people, claim stuff for the DC/Marvel ficathon! it'll be really cool! And there are so many unclaimed prompts! Come on, you know you want to write about Wade Wilson annoying the hell out of Slade Wilson!