Soooo new plan! Instead of making a post every time I make a new comment fic, I'll just edit this post to include it. This way I never lose track of 'em, and I don't spam! The only ones I'll crosspost to my journal are the ones that are for challenges or I like particularly much. Good plan? Good plan.

( Under here! Find the joy! )

Title: Molten Lava
Fandom: DCU/Avatar
Characters: Zuko/Jason
Prompt: Avatar: The Last Airbender/DCU, Zuko/Jason Todd, redemption
Word Count: 332
Rating: PG
Author's Notes: For pervyficgirl

( Zuko, like Johnny Storm, is very hot. Bobby Drake, on the other hand, is just plain cool. )

Title: The Ducati
Fandom: DCU
Characters: Tim/Bernard
Prompt: DCU; Tim Drake (Red Robin II)/Bernard Dowd; A ride on the Ducati
Word Count: 337
Rating: G
Author's Notes: For aravistarkheena!

( It's a damn sexy bike. )

Title: Coming Out
Fandom: DCU
Characters: Cassie/Kara
Prompt: DC Universe, Cassie Sandsmark/Kara Zor-El, coming out of the closet on national TV.
Word Count: 175
Rating: G
Author's Notes: For milleniumrex!

( Cause sometimes you need some girl loving. )

Title: Evol Noitop
Fandom: DCU
Characters: Bernard/Tim, Zatanna
Prompt: #5. Love Potion
Word Count: 1000 exactly
Rating: PG
Summary: Apparently putting a love potion in Tim's private water bottle was not the wisest of ideas.
Author's Notes: Written for tim_bernard's Valentine Day Challenge! ETA: AND THANKS julius12!

( ''My darling Drake, what will it take'' Bernard said. ''No… that doesn't sound quite right. Tim, my love, like fire from above… that makes him sound evil.'' )

Hey guys! Did you all know about ttk_is_hot's Valentine's Day Challenge? We're doing as many Supersweet Superboy fics as we possibly can! OR ART!

Don't worry, it isn't due until the end of Frebruary, but everyone should do it! It'll be awesome!

And while we're on the topic, don't forget tim_bernard has a Valentine's Day Challenge too! That one's due sooner. So go forth, do them all, and have fun!

(This one isn't by me, but just thought I should point out heartbart has yet another Valentine's Day Challenge. If you could get that one too, it'd be cool.)

Title: Lessons Taught
Author: museofspeed
Claim: Blue Beetles
Characters/Pairing: Tim/Bernard/Jaime
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1814
Prompt: 9. Disaster
Summary: Bernard will not leave Tim and Jaime alone. Tim decides it's gone too far.
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Author's Notes/Warnings: Written for aravistarkheena who said that Tim/Bernard/Jaime couldn't work out. Though, um, I'm pretty sure she's changed her mind. Could conceivably follow this and this, but would certainly come well before this. However, none of those actually need to be read to understand this fic. I recommend them, though. They are fun! And thank you, julius12, for beta-ing.

( ''Are you implying I might be jealous?'' )

Title: Night Frights
Fandom: Young Justice
Characters: Bart/Tim
Prompt: 69. Thunder
Word Count: 360
Rating: PG
Summary: Bart's scared of thunder.
Author's Notes: For roguecatwoman!
( Got a lot of these. )

Title: Bombs away!
Fandom: Impulse
Characters: Bart/Carol
Prompt: 25. No time for the bomb squad.
Word Count: 150
Rating: G
Summary: Bart's playing games and a bomb's about to go off!
Author's Notes: For milleniumrex!
( And I don't really feel like being clever... )

Title: Bernard's an Idiot
Author: museofspeed
Claim: Blue Beetles
Characters/Pairing: Tim/Jaime, Bernard
Rating: PG
Word Count: 200
Prompt: 28. Ripples
Summary: Bernard traumatizes Jaime.
Disclaimer: Don't own 'em.
Author's Notes/Warnings: For aravistarkheena because we were talking about how much Bernard would terrify Jaime.
( So just cuttin' away. )

Title: Screwdrivers Can Stand to be a Little More Sonic
Author: museofspeed
Claim: Blue Beetles
Characters/Pairing: Ted Kord, Tenth Doctor
Rating: G
Word Count: 170
Prompt: 26. Timeline
Summary: A conversation between the Doctor and a young Ted Kord.
Disclaimer: Not mine!
Author's Notes/Warnings: For fleur_de_liz.
( Might get bored of this at some point. )

Title: Who Cares About Honor?
Fandom: Avatar/Batman
Characters: Zuko, Tim.
Word Count: 176
Rating: G
Author's Notes: For aravistarkheena
( Seriously, anyone read these? )

Title: Wannabe Great
Fandom: Mulan, Birds of Prey
Characters: Misfit, Mushu
Word Count: 224
Rating: G
Author's Notes: For milleniumrex
( Also, I have no idea how many I need. )

Title: My Vengeance is Darker than Yours
Fandom: DC Comics/Harry Potter
Characters: Misfit, Lord Voldemort
Word Count: 82
Rating: G
Author's Notes: For derawr
( Maybe I should check that. )

Title: Unacceptable
Fandom: Candyland/Artemis Fowl
Characters: Artemis Fowl, Lord Licorice
Word Count: 229
Rating: PG
Author's Notes: For nebulia
( Ten, from the looks of things. )

Title: No Gold!
Fandom: Road to El Dorado/Discworld
Characters: Ponder Stibbons, Tulio.
Word Count: 141
Rating: G
Author's Notes: For eliyes
( Penultimate cut text! )
( bonus round! )


Title: Redeeming Demons
Fandom: Good Omens/Road to El Dorado
Characters: Aziraphale, Miguel
Word Count: 160
Rating: PG
Author's Notes: For bergann
( Right now, I'm eating goat cheese and crackers. It's delicious. )

Title: No Need to Thank Me
Fandom: Robin
Characters: Robin/Bernard
Word Count: 1400
Rating: R
Summary: Bernard's drunk. Robin saves him. Bernard is very grateful.
Author's Notes: So julius12 and I were in a gay bookstore and we saw a book of gay superhero porn. Now, of course I picked it up and read the summary aloud. This story was inspired by that gay porn. Also, julius12 beta'd it.

( I'll put something clever here at some point, probably. )

Title: Snuggles I
Fandom: DCU
Characters: Bernard/Tim
Word Count: 404
Rating: G
Summary: Tim is achey. Bernard's in love.
Author's Notes: Written for aravistarkheena! Hope you like it! Beta'd by julius12

( Read more... )

Title: Snuggles II
Fandom: DCU
Characters: Booster/Beetle
Word Count: 345
Rating: G
Summary: Booster is cold.
Author's Notes: For fleur_de_liz! Enjoy! Beta'd again, by julius12

( Read more... )
22by7 drew me fanart! Yay!

Title: Snuggle III
Fandom: DCU
Characters: Tim, Lian, Milagro
Prompt: 32. Sunset.
Word Count: 447
Rating: PG
Summary: Lian is upset. Tim helps.
Author's Notes: For felonazcorp! Beta'd by julius12!

( Read more... )



There'll be three more snuggle drabbles soonish.

Title: With Great Powers Comes Great Sex
Fandom: Teen Titans
Characters: Bernard/Tim, Bart/Tim/Kon, Bart/Tim/Kon/Cassie, Kon/Cassie
Prompt: fanfic100: 83. And, dcu_freeforall: 26. phasing (through objects).
Word Count: 2700
Rating: R
Summary: Bernard's going to meet Tim's friends. The Titans have some pretty interesting stories about Tim.
Author's Notes: Oh, man, I'm pretty sure this started from a conversation with aravistarkheena, but it was a while ago and now it might have been felonazcorp. In either case, I'll dedicate it to both of them because I'm sure I discussed it with both of them. Thanks as always to the awesome julius12 for beta-ing! This fic is cracky. Very, very cracky.

( ''Geeze, don't explode, Boy Wonder. We were eager to meet the Boyfriend Wonder.'' )

Title: Sleepy Time
Author: museofspeed
Claim: Supporting characters
Characters/Pairing: Tim, Bernard
Rating: G
Word Count: 231
Prompt: 48. Light creation/control
Summary: Tim hates sunrise.
Author's Notes/Warnings: Part of JusticeVerse! Tim and Bernard are roommates here, but not actually dating. Tim's seeing Bart and Bernard's seeing Carol, actually. But that's not really important to this fic.

( [The sun is rising] )

Title: Not Being Dead is Pretty Cool
Fandom: DCU
Characters: Kon/Steph
Word Count: 322
Rating: G
Summary: Kon and Steph aren't dead! Yay!
Author's Notes: second_batgirl and I discovered we had a mutual love of Kon/Steph, and, well, I was inspired!

( [Write about someone who's willing to make a mistake] )

Title: Paying Attention
Author: museofspeed
Claim: supporting characters
Characters/Pairing: Bernard/Tim
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 278
Prompt: 12. Enhanced smell
Summary: Tim can notice things he didn't when he was Robin
Author's Notes/Warnings: The prompt is a stretch...

( [Why did you wait?] )

Title: More?
Author: museofspeed
Claim: supporting characters
Characters/Pairing: Dick/Roy, Lian
Rating: G
Word Count: 251
Prompt: 46. Healing of others
Summary: Lian and Dick want more ice cream. Roy says no.
Author's Notes/Warnings: The prompt is a stretch... Because after second_batgirl's angsty drabble, I felt the need for some fluff.

( Read more... )

Buncha drabbles!

Title: Giving me a Hadron
Fandom: Teen Titans
Characters: Bart, Kon, Tim
Prompt: 14. Green
Word Count: 261
Rating: PG-13
Author's Notes: For urplesquirrel

( Read more... )

Title: Shortpants
Fandom: Young Justice
Characters: Bart/Tim
Prompt: 40. Sight
Word Count: 216
Rating: PG-13
Author's Notes: For dr_mellifluous

( Read more... )

Title: Fun at the Zoo
Fandom: Batman
Characters: Harley, Ivy
Prompt: Zoo
Word Count: 124
Rating: G
Author's Notes: For cold_nostalgia.

( Read more... )

Title: Sleeping Out
Fandom: Young Justice
Characters: Cassie/Cissie
Prompt: sneaky
Word Count: 161
Rating: PG
Author's Notes: For milleniumrex.

( Read more... )

Title: Nightmares
Fandom: Robin
Characters: Bernard/Tim
Prompt: 47. Seismic control
Word Count: 600
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Tim has nightmares.
Author's Notes: For aravistarkheena.

( Read more... )

Title: Issues
Fandom: Young Justice
Characters: Kon, Tim
Prompt: Kon walks in on Tim relieving some stress.
Word Count: 220
Rating: PG
Author's Notes: For quiet__tiger. Also check out cissie_king's response to the prompt.

( Read more... )

So I'm sure you're all getting sick of these posts, but I promise, this is the last I'll make of them! Probably. After this, it'll be straight fic all the time.

So! First of all, I'd like you all to look at This wonderful artwork. It's by axolotl_lan and it's fanart for my fic, Spoiled.

Also, check out these two awesome pictures by zonethinker.

And finally, yentai made more art! It's adorable chibis!

ALSO! And this is important, hence the capital letters, THERE IS NOW A TIM/BERNARD COMMUNITY! Everyone, go join tim_bernard! If you're a regular here at Chez Shana, then there's a good chance you like Tim/Bernard. So join! And pimp! And post! So far there's not much up there, but we want more! And we want all the members we can get!

So come down to tim_bernard! We're awesome!

And now, back to your regularly scheduled writings.

Title: Blood and Family (2/3?)
Author: museofspeed
Claim: Supporting characters
Characters/Pairing: Cass, Steph, Jason, Barbara/Ted, Bruce/Selina, Tim, Bernard, Helena, Dick.
Rating: PG-13.
Word Count: 2350
Prompt: 15. Rapid healing/regeneration.
Summary: Steph and Cass go slaying. Bruce vows revenge. Bernard makes a lousy spy.
Author's Notes: I really, really like this universe. I think it'll be one more part. Anyway, this is the second part of Blood and Family, the previous part is here, beta'd by julius12, yadda yadda enjoy!

( Ted grinned. ''Would you be grateful enough to kiss me?'' )

Next!

Title: Life in Manchester 1/3
Fandom: DCU
Characters: Bart/Tim, Carol, Preston, Steph, Bernard.
Prompts: For dcu_freeforall: 23. forcefield creation. For au_abc: School. For wtf27: High School AU. For fanfic100: 88. School. And that's what we call multi-tasking!
Word Count: 2600
Rating: PG
Summary: When Tim was younger, his parents decided Gotham was too dangerous to live in after seeing two acrobats fall to their deaths. They moved to Manchester, Alabama. Now, there's a new kid in town, and Tim's not sure what to make of him.
Author's Notes: Ah, this took me forever! This story is finished, but really freaking long, so you get three installments. The next one'll be posted tomorrow, the one after that two days from now. Trust me, it's for the best. This was written for geministar01 who requested "a Bart/Tim AU where Tim grew up in either Keystone City or Manchester." Hope this works for you! Also, thank you to julius12 for being an awesome beta!

( ''This is Tim,'' Carol said. ''He likes chess and math, and he's scared of the circus.'' )

Next!

Title: Blood and Family 1/?
Author: museofspeed
Claim: Supporting characters
Characters/Pairing: Barbara/Ted, Cass, Steph, Bruce, Dick, Jason, Tim/Bernard, mentions of Dick/Barbara.
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1700
Prompt: For dcu_freeforall: 38. Hypnotism. For au_abc: Vampires. For wtf27: 12. Fantasy AU (urban).
Summary: Bruce, Jason, Dick, Tim are vampires. Cass, Steph, Barbara are slayers. Ted and Bernard are romantic interests. A lot of stuff happens.
Author's Notes/Warnings: For cissie_king who asked for "Steph & Cass, vampire hunters in AU Gotham City. Double points if they hunt Batman" when I wanted prompts for my wtf27 table. Also for unrequited_rain who didn't believe me that Tim/Bernard was more awesome than her so-called amazing bandom AU fic. To her, I say ha! Also, thanks to musicianatheart who stepped up to beta as my usual beta has gone missing. She's awesome!

( ''But our secret affair! No one must know!'' )

Next!

OY PEOPLE!

I know you (or some of you, at least) like supporting characters. You read my tons of Tim/Bernard stuff, right? And I'm guessing you don't read it because you hate Bernard.

So why is no one (except me, angel_gidget, and sort of anthraciteowl and geministar01) participating in the supporting characters meme challenge thingummy? (Note: Not the official name.)

C'mon, people! Let's make this challenge happen! Make requests! Fill requests! Read people's things! DO IT! DO IT NOW!

Title: Avoiding the Press
Author: museofspeed
Claim: supporting characters
Characters/Pairing: Ace Atchinson, Sammy, Tim, Bernard.
Rating: PG
Word Count: 670
Prompt: 27. Power absorption.
Summary: Ace Atchinson needs something new to report on now that Young Justice is broken up and the Teen Titans won't return his calls. Young billionaire Tim Drake seems like a good target.
Author's Notes: Written for angel_gidget's request on the Supporting Cast Meme thing. Which you should all go do because it is fun and we need more prompts and such!

( ''Robin?'' Ace snorted. ''He's some pampered billionaire's kid! Anyway, the point is, I've seen this Tim Drake kid in a cafe in Gotham! Like, a lot! We could get interview him! It'd make the ratings soar!'' )

Title: Race You
Fandom: DCU
Characters: Bart/Charlie
Prompt: 12. Notice
Word Count: 560
Rating: PG
Summary: Charlie's parents hate her powers. Impulse cheers her up.
Notes: For milleniumrex, who asked for "Misfit/Bart, faster than you." Also, takes place long before Charlie is Misfit, obviously.

( He was gone before Charlie could point out that the Eiffel Tower wasn't in Tokyo. )

At some point I'll have to x-post these, and that'll mean exciting f-list spam! Yay? Though I'm actually only going to post these to the challenge communities, I think. Because this is a ridiculous amount of fics between this post and the last.

Charlie prompts.

Title: Sleepover!
Fandom: DCU
Characters: Charlie, Maxine, M'gann
Prompt: 41. Shine
Word Count: 297
Rating: G
Summary: Sleepover at the JSA! But only three of the girls could make it. Oh well!
Notes: For elobscuro

( Charlie, Maxine, M'Gann: Sleepover! )

Title: Halt, Evil-doer!
Fandom: DCU
Characters: Selina, Charlie
Prompt: 47. Creep
Word Count: 417
Rating: G
Summary: Selina's on a mission from Batman. No one told Misfit about it.
Notes: For roguecatwoman.

( Misfit, Catwoman: ''Who are you supposed to be?'' )

Title: Wrong one.
Fandom: DCU
Characters: Paco, Charlie
Prompt: For fanfic50: 31. direction. For dcu_freeforall: 34. Perfect aim.
Word Count: 254
Rating: G
Summary: Charlie was trying to visit Blue Beetle. She missed.
Notes: For ms_kinnikufan.

( Misfit/Paco, transference. Which I didn't entirely do, but that's okay! )

Stuff I'd never write meme.

Title: Not Exactly a Replacement Ted
Author: museofspeed
Claim: supporting characters
Characters/Pairing: Skeets/Booster
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 173
Prompt: 36. Control over electronics
Summary: Skeets has an idea. Booster doesn't get it.
Author's Notes: Crack. So much crack. For axolotl_lan

( 3. Booster/Skeets - The love of man and machine. )

Title: The Highly Bedowed
Author: museofspeed
Claim: Supporting characters
Characters/Pairing: Bernard, Tim, Batman
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 249
Prompt: 32. Flexibility/elasticity
Summary: Apparently, some things are inheritable.
Author's Notes: Even crackier than that last one! For anthraciteowl. Also, I'm not sure if bedowed is a word. But it works too well to be risked on something silly like that!

( 2. Bernard begins stalking Tim during Tim's time as Robin. And killing anyone who threatens Tim. )

First three are from the stuff I'd never write challenge!

Title: Too Late
Fandom: Teen Titans
Characters: Bart, Tim, Jaime
Prompt: 9. Months
Word Count: 200
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Bart's back. But not how Tim remembers him.
Author's Notes: For greeneyelove

( 1. Bart comes back, but like Jason did, he comes back bug fuck crazy. )

Title: What Would You Do...
Fandom: DCU
Characters: Tim, mentions of others
Prompt: 64. Fall
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG
Summary: Tim is made an offer.
Author's Notes: I have no excuses. None. For geministar01

( 2. Through magic, Tim changes history, saving Bart and Kon's lives in exchange for never becoming Robin and, thus, never meeting any of his friends. Ever. )

Title: Holy PDA, Batman!
Author: museofspeed
Claim: supporting characters
Characters/Pairing: Bernard/Dick, Steph, Tim
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 177
Prompt: 8. Superhearing
Summary: Dick and Bernard are being disgustingly lovey-dovey. It sickens Tim.
Author's Notes/Warnings: For darthbatgirl.

( 2. Bernard/Dick star cross lovers )

These few are for my Misfit prompt begging session which is still open for requests!

Title: Crazy Batkid
Fandom: DCU
Characters: Barbara, Bruce, Charlie, Damian
Prompt: For fanfic50: 46. Care. For dcu_freeforall: 42. Teleportation.
Word Count: 267
Rating: G
Summary: Bruce needs someone to babysit Damian. Barbara is busy.
Notes: For angel_gidget.

( Charlie, Damien -- Please cheer up, emo kid? Pretty please? Before someone loses a head? )

Title: Hanging Out
Fandom: DCU
Characters: Charlie, Dick
Prompt: 15. Charm
Word Count: 118
Rating: G
Summary: Charlie's bored and lonely.
Notes: For darthbatgirl

( How about Misfit and Dick. Prompt ''hey I hear there's a tradition between Batgirls and Robins hanging out.'' )

Well, I'm off to England for the next week. I'll possibly post something or another occasionally, but not nearly as often. Keep writing for the porn thing, even though I'll probably not be able to read them very often. But! I shall not leave you empty handed! Here's a ficlet!

Title: I Smell Burning
Fandom: Young Justice
Characters: Bart/Tim, Bernard/Carol
Prompt: For fanfic100 36. Smell, for dcu_freeforall: 5. heat vision
Word Count: 405
Rating: PG-13
Summary: It's Tim's birthday.
Author's Notes: Okay, I'm a little late for Tim's birthday on 19 July, but here's a JusticeVerse fic in celebration!

( ''Carol!'' Bart yelled. ''Your husband's hitting on my husband again!'' )

Title: Falling Bird
Characters: Bruce, Tim, Dick
Rating: PG
Prompt: A world where Tim is the first Robin and Dick the third.

( for axolotl_lan )



Title: Let Me Guess
Characters: Bernard/Tim
Rating: G
Prompt: Tim and Bernard in a musical.
Warnings: CRACK CRACK CRACK CRACK CRACK! And bad poetry.

( for anthraciteowl )



Title: Payment
Characters: Cass/Steph
Rating: PG-13
Prompt: Cass/Steph in the Crime Syndicate world.

( for andrensath )



Title: Foolishness Will Not Be Tolerated
Characters: Bruce/Ted
Rating: PG
Prompt: Batman/Beetle in a pirate AU.

( for runenklinge )



Title: Conspiracy
Characters: Jaime, Guy
Rating: PG
Prompt: The Reach is good, Oans are bad, and the Green Lanterns are their unwitting dupes.

( for ms_kinnikufan )



Title: Show and Tell
Characters: Jaime, Guy, Ted/Booster, Bea, Tora.
Rating: G
Prompt: Jaime and Milagro are adopted by the Justice League.

( also for ms_kinnikufan )

Title: Spoiled 5/5
Author: museofspeed
Claim: Supporting characters
Characters/Pairing: Bernard, Steph, and Tim in some combination.
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1400
Prompt: 41. density control
Summary: Bernard and Steph both have a thing for Tim...Tim likes both of them...which one will he choose? The answer will shock and astound you!
Author's Notes: YES SPOILED is DONE! I love finishing WiP's. Makes me feel all finished and stuff. Thank you julius12 for betaing as always, and aravistarkheena for prodding me into finishing this. I'm really happy with this whole series. Though I wasn't entirely sure how to resolve it really until the last minute. Well, I knew where I was working towards, but then it didn't go where I expected it to go. Still, it's better this way. Previous part.

( ''...what are you getting at, here?'' Tim asked. )

Title: Morning After
Author: museofspeed
Claim: Supporting Characters
Characters/Pairing: Bernard/Tim
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1300
Prompt: 13. Enhanced Touch
Summary: Tim wakes up in bed with Bernard and no memory of how he got there.
Author's Notes: Written for coldfiredragon's Cliche Ficathon. This was aravistarkheena's request. This should not have been this depressing, and yet somehow...

( After a few more moments, Tim realized that there was no way he could have as many limbs as were in the bed. It was physically impossible. )

Writing Chat Thingy fics.

Title: Just the Two of Us
Fandom: Impulse
Characters: Bart/Carol
Rating: PG
Prompt: Write About a Sudden Storm.

( Clicky )

Title: Stopping By For a Quick Bite
Fandom: JusticeVerse
Characters: Iris/Mar'i
Rating: PG
Prompt: Someone is calling your name.

( This one's still in progress. I want to make it longer. )


Title: Stay Out of the Cave!
Fandom: Batman
Characters: Jason, Dick, Bruce.
Rating: G
Prompt: write about an overheard remark.

( I was asked for non-angsty Jason...far be it from me to resist a challenge like that! )


Title: Iced
Fandom: Teen Titans
Characters: Bart/Rose
Rating: G
Prompt: ice pack
Notes: Takes place during Bart and Rose's original time on the Titans.

( For Milleniumrex. )


Title: Your Turn.
Fandom: Marvel
Characters: Cable/Deadpool
Rating: PG-13
Prompt: domesticity

( For axolotl_lan )


Title: The Internet is for Porn
Fandom: DC
Characters: Cissie/Batman
Rating: R
Prompt: computers

( For cissie_king )


Title: Playtime
Fandom: Young Justice
Characters: Bart/Tim
Rating: R
Prompt: toy store

( For geministar01 )


Title: Fever
Fandom: Young Justice
Characters: Bart/Tim
Rating: PG
Prompt: fever

( for darthbatgirl )


Title: Easy to Scare
Fandom: Robin
Characters: Bernard/Robin
Rating: PG-13
Prompt: "I bet you say that to all the girls . . .er, guys."

( for anthraciteowl )

Title: Spoiled 4/5
Author: shanangin
Claim: Supporting cast
Characters: Bernard, Steph, Tim, Batman, Violet
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1950
Prompt For dcu_freeforall: 3. Invulnerability.
Summary: Bernard and Steph bond, Batman is scary, and Robin vs. Violet!
Author's Notes/Warnings: More Spoiled! Yay! Thanks to my wonderful beta, julius12, as always. Man, this part was fun. Normally by this far into a series, I'm getting tired and bored, but not here! Hope I can keep it up for the last part...And part 3 is here.

( ''Hang in there, Boy Wonder,'' Steph said. ''Come on, Bernie, we've got to change. To the Bat-bathroom!'' )

Title: Coward
Author: museofspeed
Claim: supporting characters
Characters/Pairing: Bernard/Tim
Rating: PG
Word Count: 467
Prompt: 53. Writer's Choice
Summary: Tim isn't very brave.
Author's Notes/Warnings: For aravistarkheena who wanted fics about Tim not being very brave.

( But even so, every time Tim had a chance, a perfect opening to ask Bernard out, he chickened out. )

Title: Spoiled 3/5
Author: museofspeed
Claim: Supporting characters
Characters/Pairing: Bernard/Tim, Steph/Tim
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1050
Prompt: 43. longevity/immortality
Summary: Everything gets complicated.
Author's Notes/Warnings: Thanks to julius12 for the beta! Part 3 of Spoiled. Previous part here. Stay tuned for Part 4! Also, possibly spoilers for Robin 174, but written before it came out, and it doesn't really follow that canon.

( ''Does dating you come with the eggplant costume?'' )

Title: My Other Secret
Author: museofspeed
Claim: Supporting characters
Characters/Pairing: Bernard/Tim
Rating: PG
Word Count: 260
Prompt: 10. X-Ray Vision.
Summary: Tim saves Bernard from some bullies.
Disclaimer: If I owned them, I wouldn't be worried about finding the money to buy more comics, now, would I?
Author's Notes/Warnings: Written for anthraciteowl. Her prompt was Bernard/Tim, bullies. Also, thanks, as always, to the wonderful julius12 for beta-ing. Enjoy!

( He knew this helpless blond. )

Title: Avocado
Rating: G
Pairing: Harley/Ivy
Author's Note: Ah, Harley and Ivy.
( [Write about what's in your coat pocket.] )

Title:Dead Ant
Rating: PG
Pairing: Bruce/Selina
Author's Note The title amused me too much not to use. I don't know when this takes place, but it's not current canon, clearly.
( [Write about the one who got away and regretted it.] )

Title:Fire Hazard
Rating: G
Pairing: Spider-Man/Human Torch
Author's Note: This might be the first time I've written these two, but given the prompt, I couldn't resist. Also, woah, short fic.
( [something's burning] )

Title:Damsel in Distress
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Bernard/Tim/Steph
Author's Note: I was working on Spoiled when this prompt came up. My mind went there. Um, I guess this can count for greeneyelove's threesomes or more challenge?
( [It's an emergency.] )

ETA one more!
Title: No Healing Factor
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Bart/Tim/Kon
Author's Note: Actually wrote this one a while ago and never really shared it. So here!
( [Explain the Bruise] )


In other news, I'm currently almost done with one of my OTP prompts, working on the other two, and working on my xmenfirstclass fic.

I'm also part-way done with the third part of Spoiled. I'd go faster if I didn't have these other things with a due date.

And I'm trying to write my Bart hooker fic with Anita as his pimp where he runs off with Carol, and it's turning out to be severely less cracky and more depressing than it ought to be with that description. I'm not sure if I'll keep writing it or start over and make it lighter and funnier. Everyone's kind of out of character, but it's not so much because I'm writing them wrong as that I think they'd be different people in this universe. Bart is not a happy, innocent kid because he's living on the streets selling his body for money. And Anita-the-Pimp is damn tough. Carol's herself, though.

If you've been following my journal, you've probably noticed that I write a lot about Bernard. A lot. Why? It's because he's awesome.

Not only is he awesome, he is very, very gay. See my icon? He's making eyes at Tim in that icon.

And now, for the first time (that I know of), all of his adventures are collected in one handy place!

( Very image heavy...and by image heavy I mean image awesome! Wow, that doesn't even begin to make sense. )

And that's it! Bernard Dowd, everybody! Give him a round of applause.

ETA2: I got rid of the fandom directory. Want Tim or Bernard fic or art? Check here for fic and here for art.