Title: Alert the Presses
Pairing/Characters: Dana/Terry, Batman Beyond ensemble
Recipient: zoe_chan!
Holiday Well-wishes: HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Rating: PG
Word count: 3126
Summary: Dana and Terry just broke up. AGAIN.
Author's Note/Warnings: AHAHAHA I AM TOTALLY ON TIME.
Beta: Thank you to xenokattz!
Favorite edible plant matter: clementines ftw

( ''I don't know why I've put up with you this long, McGinnis.'' )

Title: Moments in Time
Author: museofspeed
Claim: Dick Grayson
Characters/Pairing: Dick, lots of others
Rating: PG
Word Count: 2139
Prompt: 57. Devotion
Summary: Snapshots of Dick and his family throughout the ages.
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
Author's Notes/Warnings: Thanks to julius12 for the beta! Originally written for a RP prompt at sunday_reveries, but I adapted it a little so that it fits canon, not RP. I like it better this way, turns out.

( ''What is family? They were the people who claimed you. In good, in bad, in parts or in whole, they were the ones who showed up, who stayed in there, regardless. It wasn't just about blood relations or shared chromosomes, but something wider, bigger. We had many families over time. Our family of origin, the family we created, as well as the groups you moved through while all of this was happening: friends, lovers, sometimes even strangers.'' -Sarah Dessen )

Soooo new plan! Instead of making a post every time I make a new comment fic, I'll just edit this post to include it. This way I never lose track of 'em, and I don't spam! The only ones I'll crosspost to my journal are the ones that are for challenges or I like particularly much. Good plan? Good plan.

( Under here! Find the joy! )

Title: Rings and Alarm Clocks
Fandom: DCU
Characters: Bart/Tim, Bruce
Prompt: 48. Diamond
Word Count: 850
Rating: G
Summary: Bruce doesn't like Bart much. But he really doesn't like Oliver Queen.
Author's Notes: For darthbatgirl! Thanks to julius12 for betaing and titling. Also, this takes place at some point in a vague, nebulous future.

( Tim gave an embarrassed grin and pulled a small box out of his pocket. ''I'm proposing.'' )

WHY DON'T I HAVE A TELEVISION? WHYYYYY?

So mirroriste and I were talking about who would win between Batman and Iron Man. I insisted Batman because he's Batman, but she said that Iron Man would win because...hell, I don't know. Iron Man WOULDN'T WIN, AND I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY, mirroriste! YOU'RE WRONG.

Anyway, we finally agreed that yes, Batman would win, but only because Tony would be distracted by Dick's legs.

...thought that'd amuse y'all.

Title: Blood and Family 3/3
Author: museofspeed
Claim: supporting characters
Characters/Pairing: Ted/Babs, Dick/Babs, Tim/Bernard, Bruce/Selina, hints of Dinah/Helena and Steph/Cass. Pretty much every bat-related character you can think of, plus a few arrows.
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 4000
Prompt: For dcu_freeforall: 55. Writer's choice, for au_abc: Vampires, for fanfic50: 23. Fight, for wtf27: 24. Slaves.
Summary: Babs is mad at Ted, Tim's worried, Bruce is vengeful, and Cass can kick your ass. Oh, and there's a huge vampire battle.
Author's Notes: YES ANOTHER WIP DONE! This is still dedicated to cissie_king and unrequited_rain for suggesting the idea and wanting me to write random ass AUs respectively. Also, thanks to julius12 for being a kickass beta. This didn't end up going exactly as I expected it to be. For instance, it went from being predominantly a Cass/Steph piece to having practically zero Cass/Steph in it at all. In fact, Ted/Babs was supposed to be a side-pairing! But I'm happy with it. Part of Blood and Family. Follows this part.

( ''No. I can't right now Ted. I'm busy. I've got a vampire massacre to plan.'' )

Title: Holy Deadly Dessert!
Fandom: Silver Age
Characters: Superman/Batman, Supergirl/Batgirl, Robin.
Prompt: 13. Fuck or die.
Word Count: 2000
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Superman's caught in Kryptonite pudding! It's up to the Batfamily to rescue them!
Warning: I use the term "Dominoed Daredoll" twice in this fic.
Author's Notes: For the lovely genclay who drew me this gorgeous picture and asked for Batman/Superman; pudding. And I write this. Thanks to my wonderful, doomish beta julius12!

( ''Worse?'' Batgirl cried. ''Worse than cake theft? I don't know if my tender feminine heart can take this!'' )

Slowly but surely working through these...here, have the ones I'm done with!

( Five times Bart succeeded in slowing down. )

( Five times Cass knew Steph loved her. )

( How about five times Kon and Bart made Tim relax )

( Five times Misfit made Oracle proud. )

( Five times Bruce wished he had a normal job. )

( Five times Tim successfully deceived Bruce )

( Five Strange Places Lois and Clark Secretly Had Sex. )

Title: Blood and Family (2/3?)
Author: museofspeed
Claim: Supporting characters
Characters/Pairing: Cass, Steph, Jason, Barbara/Ted, Bruce/Selina, Tim, Bernard, Helena, Dick.
Rating: PG-13.
Word Count: 2350
Prompt: 15. Rapid healing/regeneration.
Summary: Steph and Cass go slaying. Bruce vows revenge. Bernard makes a lousy spy.
Author's Notes: I really, really like this universe. I think it'll be one more part. Anyway, this is the second part of Blood and Family, the previous part is here, beta'd by julius12, yadda yadda enjoy!

( Ted grinned. ''Would you be grateful enough to kiss me?'' )

Next!

Title: Blood and Family 1/?
Author: museofspeed
Claim: Supporting characters
Characters/Pairing: Barbara/Ted, Cass, Steph, Bruce, Dick, Jason, Tim/Bernard, mentions of Dick/Barbara.
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1700
Prompt: For dcu_freeforall: 38. Hypnotism. For au_abc: Vampires. For wtf27: 12. Fantasy AU (urban).
Summary: Bruce, Jason, Dick, Tim are vampires. Cass, Steph, Barbara are slayers. Ted and Bernard are romantic interests. A lot of stuff happens.
Author's Notes/Warnings: For cissie_king who asked for "Steph & Cass, vampire hunters in AU Gotham City. Double points if they hunt Batman" when I wanted prompts for my wtf27 table. Also for unrequited_rain who didn't believe me that Tim/Bernard was more awesome than her so-called amazing bandom AU fic. To her, I say ha! Also, thanks to musicianatheart who stepped up to beta as my usual beta has gone missing. She's awesome!

( ''But our secret affair! No one must know!'' )

Next!

At some point I'll have to x-post these, and that'll mean exciting f-list spam! Yay? Though I'm actually only going to post these to the challenge communities, I think. Because this is a ridiculous amount of fics between this post and the last.

Charlie prompts.

Title: Sleepover!
Fandom: DCU
Characters: Charlie, Maxine, M'gann
Prompt: 41. Shine
Word Count: 297
Rating: G
Summary: Sleepover at the JSA! But only three of the girls could make it. Oh well!
Notes: For elobscuro

( Charlie, Maxine, M'Gann: Sleepover! )

Title: Halt, Evil-doer!
Fandom: DCU
Characters: Selina, Charlie
Prompt: 47. Creep
Word Count: 417
Rating: G
Summary: Selina's on a mission from Batman. No one told Misfit about it.
Notes: For roguecatwoman.

( Misfit, Catwoman: ''Who are you supposed to be?'' )

Title: Wrong one.
Fandom: DCU
Characters: Paco, Charlie
Prompt: For fanfic50: 31. direction. For dcu_freeforall: 34. Perfect aim.
Word Count: 254
Rating: G
Summary: Charlie was trying to visit Blue Beetle. She missed.
Notes: For ms_kinnikufan.

( Misfit/Paco, transference. Which I didn't entirely do, but that's okay! )

Stuff I'd never write meme.

Title: Not Exactly a Replacement Ted
Author: museofspeed
Claim: supporting characters
Characters/Pairing: Skeets/Booster
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 173
Prompt: 36. Control over electronics
Summary: Skeets has an idea. Booster doesn't get it.
Author's Notes: Crack. So much crack. For axolotl_lan

( 3. Booster/Skeets - The love of man and machine. )

Title: The Highly Bedowed
Author: museofspeed
Claim: Supporting characters
Characters/Pairing: Bernard, Tim, Batman
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 249
Prompt: 32. Flexibility/elasticity
Summary: Apparently, some things are inheritable.
Author's Notes: Even crackier than that last one! For anthraciteowl. Also, I'm not sure if bedowed is a word. But it works too well to be risked on something silly like that!

( 2. Bernard begins stalking Tim during Tim's time as Robin. And killing anyone who threatens Tim. )

First three are from the stuff I'd never write challenge!

Title: Too Late
Fandom: Teen Titans
Characters: Bart, Tim, Jaime
Prompt: 9. Months
Word Count: 200
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Bart's back. But not how Tim remembers him.
Author's Notes: For greeneyelove

( 1. Bart comes back, but like Jason did, he comes back bug fuck crazy. )

Title: What Would You Do...
Fandom: DCU
Characters: Tim, mentions of others
Prompt: 64. Fall
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG
Summary: Tim is made an offer.
Author's Notes: I have no excuses. None. For geministar01

( 2. Through magic, Tim changes history, saving Bart and Kon's lives in exchange for never becoming Robin and, thus, never meeting any of his friends. Ever. )

Title: Holy PDA, Batman!
Author: museofspeed
Claim: supporting characters
Characters/Pairing: Bernard/Dick, Steph, Tim
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 177
Prompt: 8. Superhearing
Summary: Dick and Bernard are being disgustingly lovey-dovey. It sickens Tim.
Author's Notes/Warnings: For darthbatgirl.

( 2. Bernard/Dick star cross lovers )

These few are for my Misfit prompt begging session which is still open for requests!

Title: Crazy Batkid
Fandom: DCU
Characters: Barbara, Bruce, Charlie, Damian
Prompt: For fanfic50: 46. Care. For dcu_freeforall: 42. Teleportation.
Word Count: 267
Rating: G
Summary: Bruce needs someone to babysit Damian. Barbara is busy.
Notes: For angel_gidget.

( Charlie, Damien -- Please cheer up, emo kid? Pretty please? Before someone loses a head? )

Title: Hanging Out
Fandom: DCU
Characters: Charlie, Dick
Prompt: 15. Charm
Word Count: 118
Rating: G
Summary: Charlie's bored and lonely.
Notes: For darthbatgirl

( How about Misfit and Dick. Prompt ''hey I hear there's a tradition between Batgirls and Robins hanging out.'' )

Title: Camping Shouldn't be this Hard
Fandom: Young Justice
Pairing: Bart/Tim
Prompt: 5. Outsides
Word Count: 1200
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Bart and Tim go camping. Bruce and Wally don't approve.
Author's Notes: For bastet_in_april. Another one that wasn't quite as short as it was supposed to be...

( That was when Tim was ripped off of Bart at high speed. )

Title: Batman and Robin
Fandom: Smallville/DCU
Characters: Bart/Tim, Clark, Bruce.
Prompt: 53. Earth
Word Count: 1400
Rating: PG
Summary: Bart investigates Green Arrow's suspicion that Bruce Wayne's involved with Lex Luthor. It doesn't go very far.
Author's Notes: Pour le_mouton! Elle veut Bart/Tim dans Smallville. C'est un challenge interresant. Also, for some reason Smallville Robin is Asian in my head. No idea why.

( A young man with a black mask stepped out of the shadows. He wore an open dark leather jacket with a yellow R on the front. His shirt was dark red and he wore dark green pants that looked sort of like jeans but a lot tougher. )

Title: Falling Bird
Characters: Bruce, Tim, Dick
Rating: PG
Prompt: A world where Tim is the first Robin and Dick the third.

( for axolotl_lan )



Title: Let Me Guess
Characters: Bernard/Tim
Rating: G
Prompt: Tim and Bernard in a musical.
Warnings: CRACK CRACK CRACK CRACK CRACK! And bad poetry.

( for anthraciteowl )



Title: Payment
Characters: Cass/Steph
Rating: PG-13
Prompt: Cass/Steph in the Crime Syndicate world.

( for andrensath )



Title: Foolishness Will Not Be Tolerated
Characters: Bruce/Ted
Rating: PG
Prompt: Batman/Beetle in a pirate AU.

( for runenklinge )



Title: Conspiracy
Characters: Jaime, Guy
Rating: PG
Prompt: The Reach is good, Oans are bad, and the Green Lanterns are their unwitting dupes.

( for ms_kinnikufan )



Title: Show and Tell
Characters: Jaime, Guy, Ted/Booster, Bea, Tora.
Rating: G
Prompt: Jaime and Milagro are adopted by the Justice League.

( also for ms_kinnikufan )

I've got a few more to do, and I'm still (always) open for new prompts! Here, if you're interested. Also, many of these might be continued.

Title: Morning
Fandom: Justice League
Characters: Booster/Beetle
Rating: PG-13
Prompt: Genderswap verse

( For phoenix_lia )


Title: Sexy Vampires
Fandom: Young Justice
Characters: Bart, Tim, Kon
Rating: PG-13
Prompt: Gothic Vampire Novel
Notes: You have to check out Vampyre and the sequel Zhombies of London if you want amazing vampire AU fanfic. They're by girl_starfish, and they are what inspired me to write AUs in the first place.

( For anthraciteowl )


Title: Peace and Quiet
Fandom: Batman
Characters: Cass, Tim
Rating: PG-13
Prompt: Cass and Tim during World War II. Tim comes home after being away at war.

( For greeneyelove )


Title: Girl Wonder
Fandom: DCU
Characters: Cissie/Cassie
Rating: PG
Prompt: Cassie as Batman's sidekick, not Wonder Woman's.

( For milleniumrex )


Title: Can't Hold his Liquor
Fandom: Justice League
Characters: Booster, Beetle, Guy
Rating: PG-13
Prompt: Justice Riders!

( For duskdog717 )


Title: Honorable Young Samurais of Justice
Fandom: Young Justice
Characters: Tim/Bart, Young Justice
Rating: PG-13
Prompt: Ancient Japan
Notes: I know very little about ancient Japan. Consequently...crack.

( For geministar01 )


Title: Got an Impulse
Fandom: Young Justice
Characters: Bart Allen, Conner Kent
Rating: PG
Prompt: Tangent universe Young Justice

( For cissie_king )


Title: You Wouldn't Want to get Between them Either.
Fandom: Marvel/DCU
Characters: Slobo, Deadpool, Bart, Kon, Weasel.
Rating: PG-13
Prompt: Slobo and Deadpool fighting.

( For axolotl_lan )


Title: Status Quo
Fandom: *wince* High School Musical (Oh god I'm so ashamed)
Characters: Sharpay, Troy, Chad/Ryan.
Rating: PG
Prompt: Superhero AU.

( For unrequited_rain )


Title: Training
Fandom: DCU
Characters: Diana, Charlie
Rating: G
Prompt: Charlie is an Amazon being trained by Wonder Woman.

( For andrensath )


Title: Humans
Fandom: Titans
Characters: Kory/Dick, Komand'r
Rating: PG-13
Prompt: Tamaran-occupied Earth

( For seriousfic )


Title: The Cat Bandit
Fandom: Batman
Characters: Bruce/Selina
Rating: PG
Prompt: Western

( For roguecatwoman )


Title: Power
Fandom: Young Justice
Characters: Jenni/Steph, Everyone here.
Rating: R
Prompt: Anti-matter Young Justice

( For runenklinge )


Title: Commander
Fandom: Blue Beetle
Characters: Bianca Reyes, Peacemaker, Paco, Brenda
Rating: PG-13
Prompt: The Reyes and friends in Titans of Tomorrow universe.

( For ms_kinnikufan )

Writing Chat Thingy fics.

Title: Just the Two of Us
Fandom: Impulse
Characters: Bart/Carol
Rating: PG
Prompt: Write About a Sudden Storm.

( Clicky )

Title: Stopping By For a Quick Bite
Fandom: JusticeVerse
Characters: Iris/Mar'i
Rating: PG
Prompt: Someone is calling your name.

( This one's still in progress. I want to make it longer. )


Title: Stay Out of the Cave!
Fandom: Batman
Characters: Jason, Dick, Bruce.
Rating: G
Prompt: write about an overheard remark.

( I was asked for non-angsty Jason...far be it from me to resist a challenge like that! )


Title: Iced
Fandom: Teen Titans
Characters: Bart/Rose
Rating: G
Prompt: ice pack
Notes: Takes place during Bart and Rose's original time on the Titans.

( For Milleniumrex. )


Title: Your Turn.
Fandom: Marvel
Characters: Cable/Deadpool
Rating: PG-13
Prompt: domesticity

( For axolotl_lan )


Title: The Internet is for Porn
Fandom: DC
Characters: Cissie/Batman
Rating: R
Prompt: computers

( For cissie_king )


Title: Playtime
Fandom: Young Justice
Characters: Bart/Tim
Rating: R
Prompt: toy store

( For geministar01 )


Title: Fever
Fandom: Young Justice
Characters: Bart/Tim
Rating: PG
Prompt: fever

( for darthbatgirl )


Title: Easy to Scare
Fandom: Robin
Characters: Bernard/Robin
Rating: PG-13
Prompt: "I bet you say that to all the girls . . .er, guys."

( for anthraciteowl )

Title: Spoiled 4/5
Author: shanangin
Claim: Supporting cast
Characters: Bernard, Steph, Tim, Batman, Violet
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1950
Prompt For dcu_freeforall: 3. Invulnerability.
Summary: Bernard and Steph bond, Batman is scary, and Robin vs. Violet!
Author's Notes/Warnings: More Spoiled! Yay! Thanks to my wonderful beta, julius12, as always. Man, this part was fun. Normally by this far into a series, I'm getting tired and bored, but not here! Hope I can keep it up for the last part...And part 3 is here.

( ''Hang in there, Boy Wonder,'' Steph said. ''Come on, Bernie, we've got to change. To the Bat-bathroom!'' )

Title: Avocado
Rating: G
Pairing: Harley/Ivy
Author's Note: Ah, Harley and Ivy.
( [Write about what's in your coat pocket.] )

Title:Dead Ant
Rating: PG
Pairing: Bruce/Selina
Author's Note The title amused me too much not to use. I don't know when this takes place, but it's not current canon, clearly.
( [Write about the one who got away and regretted it.] )

Title:Fire Hazard
Rating: G
Pairing: Spider-Man/Human Torch
Author's Note: This might be the first time I've written these two, but given the prompt, I couldn't resist. Also, woah, short fic.
( [something's burning] )

Title:Damsel in Distress
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Bernard/Tim/Steph
Author's Note: I was working on Spoiled when this prompt came up. My mind went there. Um, I guess this can count for greeneyelove's threesomes or more challenge?
( [It's an emergency.] )

ETA one more!
Title: No Healing Factor
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Bart/Tim/Kon
Author's Note: Actually wrote this one a while ago and never really shared it. So here!
( [Explain the Bruise] )


In other news, I'm currently almost done with one of my OTP prompts, working on the other two, and working on my xmenfirstclass fic.

I'm also part-way done with the third part of Spoiled. I'd go faster if I didn't have these other things with a due date.

And I'm trying to write my Bart hooker fic with Anita as his pimp where he runs off with Carol, and it's turning out to be severely less cracky and more depressing than it ought to be with that description. I'm not sure if I'll keep writing it or start over and make it lighter and funnier. Everyone's kind of out of character, but it's not so much because I'm writing them wrong as that I think they'd be different people in this universe. Bart is not a happy, innocent kid because he's living on the streets selling his body for money. And Anita-the-Pimp is damn tough. Carol's herself, though.

Title: Spoiled Part 2/5
Author: museofspeed
Claim: Supporting characters
Characters/Pairing: Tim/Bernard, Bruce, Dick.
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1300
Prompt: 45. duplication/multiplication of self.
Summary: Bernard isn't as good as he needs to be. Tim sends him to Paris and angsts.
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
Author's Notes: Part of the Spoiled series. First part here. Yes, it turned into a WiP. I couldn't help myself! But I really like this. Sometimes a fic just feels right, you know?

( Bernard looked at him thoughtfully. ''Is Bruce Wayne Bat – '' )

Next!

Title: Make Way for the New Girl Wonder.
Fandom: Batman.
Characters: Helena Kyle-Wayne, Tim Drake, Oracle, Two-Face, Steph Brown/Cass Cain, Selina Kyle/Bruce Wayne, Dick Grayson, Commissioner Renee Montoya.
Prompt: wtf27: 17. Trading Places.
Word Count: 1,100
Rating: G.
Summary: Jason's costume is missing (again), and Helena's missing too. And Two-Face is attacking a toilet paper warehouse. Tim's only been Batman for six months and Bruce is going to kill him if his little girl gets hurt.
Author's Note: Yet another JusticeVerse fic! Thanks for julius12 for the speedy Beta.

( ''This toilet paper is under my protection.'' )

Title: Pink Kryptonite
Fandom: DC Universe
Characters: Superman, Power Girl, Superboy, Supergirl, Krypto.
Pairings: Clark/Lois, Power Girl/Guy Gardner, Kon/Bart/Tim, Kara/Cassie, Krypto/Dox, Clark/Bruce, Booster Gold/Blue Beetle, Bart/Tim, Kon/Cassie.
Prompt: fanfic100: 86. Choices. wtf27: 16. You see, I woke up gay.
Word Count: 2100
Rating: R
Summary: Luthor exposes the Kryptonians to a new type of Kryptonite, but they don't seem to be affected. Until the next morning.
Author's Notes: God, such crack. Call this the obligatory Pink Kryptonite fic, though I think I took it a different direction than most of the other Pink K fics I've read. Thanks as always to my ever-lovin' beta, julius12!

( 'Wait, Bruce, are you asking me out?' )

Title: Coming Out to the Batman
Fandom: Young Justice, Batman
Characters: Tim/Bart, Bruce, Dick, Barbara.
Prompt: 77. What?
Word Count: 820
Rating: PG
Summary: Tim goes to tell Batman about his relationship to Bart.
Author's Notes: Part 3/5 in my Coming Out series. Coming Out to the Team, then Coming Out to the Speedsters. You don't really need to read either of the first two parts for this to make sense. Thanks to julius12 for the beta!

( 'A speedster?' Dick whispered, 'Nice.' )