Title: Moments in Time
Author: museofspeed
Claim: Dick Grayson
Characters/Pairing: Dick, lots of others
Rating: PG
Word Count: 2139
Prompt: 57. Devotion
Summary: Snapshots of Dick and his family throughout the ages.
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
Author's Notes/Warnings: Thanks to julius12 for the beta! Originally written for a RP prompt at sunday_reveries, but I adapted it a little so that it fits canon, not RP. I like it better this way, turns out.

( ''What is family? They were the people who claimed you. In good, in bad, in parts or in whole, they were the ones who showed up, who stayed in there, regardless. It wasn't just about blood relations or shared chromosomes, but something wider, bigger. We had many families over time. Our family of origin, the family we created, as well as the groups you moved through while all of this was happening: friends, lovers, sometimes even strangers.'' -Sarah Dessen )

Title: Blood and Family 3/3
Author: museofspeed
Claim: supporting characters
Characters/Pairing: Ted/Babs, Dick/Babs, Tim/Bernard, Bruce/Selina, hints of Dinah/Helena and Steph/Cass. Pretty much every bat-related character you can think of, plus a few arrows.
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 4000
Prompt: For dcu_freeforall: 55. Writer's choice, for au_abc: Vampires, for fanfic50: 23. Fight, for wtf27: 24. Slaves.
Summary: Babs is mad at Ted, Tim's worried, Bruce is vengeful, and Cass can kick your ass. Oh, and there's a huge vampire battle.
Author's Notes: YES ANOTHER WIP DONE! This is still dedicated to cissie_king and unrequited_rain for suggesting the idea and wanting me to write random ass AUs respectively. Also, thanks to julius12 for being a kickass beta. This didn't end up going exactly as I expected it to be. For instance, it went from being predominantly a Cass/Steph piece to having practically zero Cass/Steph in it at all. In fact, Ted/Babs was supposed to be a side-pairing! But I'm happy with it. Part of Blood and Family. Follows this part.

( ''No. I can't right now Ted. I'm busy. I've got a vampire massacre to plan.'' )

Slowly but surely working through these...here, have the ones I'm done with!

( Five times Bart succeeded in slowing down. )

( Five times Cass knew Steph loved her. )

( How about five times Kon and Bart made Tim relax )

( Five times Misfit made Oracle proud. )

( Five times Bruce wished he had a normal job. )

( Five times Tim successfully deceived Bruce )

( Five Strange Places Lois and Clark Secretly Had Sex. )

Title: Blood and Family (2/3?)
Author: museofspeed
Claim: Supporting characters
Characters/Pairing: Cass, Steph, Jason, Barbara/Ted, Bruce/Selina, Tim, Bernard, Helena, Dick.
Rating: PG-13.
Word Count: 2350
Prompt: 15. Rapid healing/regeneration.
Summary: Steph and Cass go slaying. Bruce vows revenge. Bernard makes a lousy spy.
Author's Notes: I really, really like this universe. I think it'll be one more part. Anyway, this is the second part of Blood and Family, the previous part is here, beta'd by julius12, yadda yadda enjoy!

( Ted grinned. ''Would you be grateful enough to kiss me?'' )

Next!

Title: Blood and Family 1/?
Author: museofspeed
Claim: Supporting characters
Characters/Pairing: Barbara/Ted, Cass, Steph, Bruce, Dick, Jason, Tim/Bernard, mentions of Dick/Barbara.
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1700
Prompt: For dcu_freeforall: 38. Hypnotism. For au_abc: Vampires. For wtf27: 12. Fantasy AU (urban).
Summary: Bruce, Jason, Dick, Tim are vampires. Cass, Steph, Barbara are slayers. Ted and Bernard are romantic interests. A lot of stuff happens.
Author's Notes/Warnings: For cissie_king who asked for "Steph & Cass, vampire hunters in AU Gotham City. Double points if they hunt Batman" when I wanted prompts for my wtf27 table. Also for unrequited_rain who didn't believe me that Tim/Bernard was more awesome than her so-called amazing bandom AU fic. To her, I say ha! Also, thanks to musicianatheart who stepped up to beta as my usual beta has gone missing. She's awesome!

( ''But our secret affair! No one must know!'' )

Next!

Title: Falling Bird
Characters: Bruce, Tim, Dick
Rating: PG
Prompt: A world where Tim is the first Robin and Dick the third.

( for axolotl_lan )



Title: Let Me Guess
Characters: Bernard/Tim
Rating: G
Prompt: Tim and Bernard in a musical.
Warnings: CRACK CRACK CRACK CRACK CRACK! And bad poetry.

( for anthraciteowl )



Title: Payment
Characters: Cass/Steph
Rating: PG-13
Prompt: Cass/Steph in the Crime Syndicate world.

( for andrensath )



Title: Foolishness Will Not Be Tolerated
Characters: Bruce/Ted
Rating: PG
Prompt: Batman/Beetle in a pirate AU.

( for runenklinge )



Title: Conspiracy
Characters: Jaime, Guy
Rating: PG
Prompt: The Reach is good, Oans are bad, and the Green Lanterns are their unwitting dupes.

( for ms_kinnikufan )



Title: Show and Tell
Characters: Jaime, Guy, Ted/Booster, Bea, Tora.
Rating: G
Prompt: Jaime and Milagro are adopted by the Justice League.

( also for ms_kinnikufan )

I've got a few more to do, and I'm still (always) open for new prompts! Here, if you're interested. Also, many of these might be continued.

Title: Morning
Fandom: Justice League
Characters: Booster/Beetle
Rating: PG-13
Prompt: Genderswap verse

( For phoenix_lia )


Title: Sexy Vampires
Fandom: Young Justice
Characters: Bart, Tim, Kon
Rating: PG-13
Prompt: Gothic Vampire Novel
Notes: You have to check out Vampyre and the sequel Zhombies of London if you want amazing vampire AU fanfic. They're by girl_starfish, and they are what inspired me to write AUs in the first place.

( For anthraciteowl )


Title: Peace and Quiet
Fandom: Batman
Characters: Cass, Tim
Rating: PG-13
Prompt: Cass and Tim during World War II. Tim comes home after being away at war.

( For greeneyelove )


Title: Girl Wonder
Fandom: DCU
Characters: Cissie/Cassie
Rating: PG
Prompt: Cassie as Batman's sidekick, not Wonder Woman's.

( For milleniumrex )


Title: Can't Hold his Liquor
Fandom: Justice League
Characters: Booster, Beetle, Guy
Rating: PG-13
Prompt: Justice Riders!

( For duskdog717 )


Title: Honorable Young Samurais of Justice
Fandom: Young Justice
Characters: Tim/Bart, Young Justice
Rating: PG-13
Prompt: Ancient Japan
Notes: I know very little about ancient Japan. Consequently...crack.

( For geministar01 )


Title: Got an Impulse
Fandom: Young Justice
Characters: Bart Allen, Conner Kent
Rating: PG
Prompt: Tangent universe Young Justice

( For cissie_king )


Title: You Wouldn't Want to get Between them Either.
Fandom: Marvel/DCU
Characters: Slobo, Deadpool, Bart, Kon, Weasel.
Rating: PG-13
Prompt: Slobo and Deadpool fighting.

( For axolotl_lan )


Title: Status Quo
Fandom: *wince* High School Musical (Oh god I'm so ashamed)
Characters: Sharpay, Troy, Chad/Ryan.
Rating: PG
Prompt: Superhero AU.

( For unrequited_rain )


Title: Training
Fandom: DCU
Characters: Diana, Charlie
Rating: G
Prompt: Charlie is an Amazon being trained by Wonder Woman.

( For andrensath )


Title: Humans
Fandom: Titans
Characters: Kory/Dick, Komand'r
Rating: PG-13
Prompt: Tamaran-occupied Earth

( For seriousfic )


Title: The Cat Bandit
Fandom: Batman
Characters: Bruce/Selina
Rating: PG
Prompt: Western

( For roguecatwoman )


Title: Power
Fandom: Young Justice
Characters: Jenni/Steph, Everyone here.
Rating: R
Prompt: Anti-matter Young Justice

( For runenklinge )


Title: Commander
Fandom: Blue Beetle
Characters: Bianca Reyes, Peacemaker, Paco, Brenda
Rating: PG-13
Prompt: The Reyes and friends in Titans of Tomorrow universe.

( For ms_kinnikufan )

From Writing Chat Thingy and Drabble requests.

I'm not going to put a word count in because I'm lazy and I don't have these anywhere not online. But they're all really short.

Writing Chat Thingy:

Title: More Interesting Than Batman
Fandom: Young Justice
Characters: Bart/Tim
Rating: G

( [Write about a guessing game that goes wrong.] )

Title: January Blossoms
Fandom: Impulse
Characters: Bart/Carol
Rating: PG

( [Write about the first flowers.] )

Title: Becoming Batgirl
Fandom: Birds of Prey
Characters: Charlie
Rating: PG

( [Write about yearning] )

Title: Swear't
Fandom: Hamlet
Characters: Hamlet/Horatio
Rating: PG

( [Write about the first one to quit] )

There's also a Bart/Tim/Kon bit that I'm going to expand then post because it really wasn't done. And an original piece that was kind of crap, but sort of a preview to the webcomic I may or may not be working on.

Now!

Drabble Requests!

Title: Chills
Fandom: Batman
Characters: Steph/Tim
Rating: G

( For roguecatwoman )

Title: I Do
Fandom: Titans
Characters: Roy/Dick, Lian
Rating: G

( For ilyena_sylph )

Title: Skinny Dipping
Fandom: Young Jusitce
Characters: Bart/Tim/Cass
Rating: PG-13

( for greeneyelove )

Title: You're It!
Fandom: Batman
Characters: Tim/Cass/Steph
Rating: PG

( for milleniumrex )

Title: Ice Cream
Fandom: Titans
Characters: Charlie/M'Gann
Rating: G

( For cissie_king )

Title: Drunk
Fandom: Justice Riders
Characters: Booster/Beetle, Peej
Rating: PG-13

( For phoenixfire_lia )

Title: Privacy
Fandom: Young Justice
Characters: Slobo/Tim
Rating: PG

( For zenithjolt )

Then there's just the one for anthraciteowl, which will be written as soon as they answer my question thing.

Title: Young Jedi Part 5: The Final Battle.
Fandom: Young Justice
Characters: Barthu/Timo, Konel/Cissi, Anita/Lobo, Steff, Ca'as, Cassi, Greta, Maxius, Kalel, Walli, Diana, Bruce Wayne, Oracle, Dik.
Prompt: fanfic100 3. Ends.
Word Count: 3800
Rating: PG
Summary: Final battles! Explosions! Shocking twists! The Jedi League!
Author's Notes: I FINISHED IT! THAT'S RIGHT, IT IS DONE! I? Can finish WiPs! Okay, that was fun. I have no idea where the Konel/Cissie came from. I think they decided to ignore my hope that Konel and Cassi would get together and do their own thing. Ah, well. Thanks to julius12 for the beta! Also, the WiP is over, but the series? I'm likely to write a crossover where Barthu meets Bart and Tim, driving Bart to be possessive and Tim to be highly confused. I also might write a Birds of Prey Star Wars crossover, mainly because I've got an awesome idea for Misfit. Fifth and final part of Young Jedi. First part here. Previous part here.

( Thaddeus stared at him, then gave an unpleasant laugh. ''You little fool,'' he said. ''You're in love with a Jedi. You can't honestly believe it's going to work out. Better if I just kill you both now – '' )

There is nothing so awesome as limericks. Especially dirty limericks. And as I enjoy writing limericks, I am starting a limerick meme! Comment with a pairing, character, whatever and I will give you a limerick! Though I do reserve the right to refuse any pairing I feel I cannot write well or don't know the fandom.

To start you off, here are a few I've written. Under the cut for dirtiness.

( Bart/Kon/Tim )

( Bernard/Tim )

( Cass/Steph )

ETA: Two more!
( Dick/Roy )

( Bart/Jaime )

ETA: More!

( Tim/Steph )

( Misfit/M'gann )

( Babs/Dinah )

( Mac/P.C. )

ETA More!

( Cissie )

( Rose/M'gann )

( Booster/Beetle )

( Rose/Tim )

( Deadpool/Cable )

Title: Who Really Needs the Force Anyway?
Fandom: Young Justice
Characters: Timo/Barthu, Darth Lobo/Anita, Ca'as, Steff, Cassi, Cissie, Konel, Oracle, Greta.
Prompt: fanfic100: 81. How?
Word Count: 1950
Rating: PG-13
Summary: The battle against the Sith has begun! Watch our Young Jedi friends sneak around an enemy ship! And two of the Sith Lords look incredibly familiar!
Author's Notes: Part 4 of Young Jedi. First part here, previous part here. This was supposed to be the last part but, well, it got long. I'm almost done with the last part, though, so it shouldn't be too long a wait.

( ''Do they still think we're immature children who are only doing this because we want to get attention?'' )

Title: Make Way for the New Girl Wonder.
Fandom: Batman.
Characters: Helena Kyle-Wayne, Tim Drake, Oracle, Two-Face, Steph Brown/Cass Cain, Selina Kyle/Bruce Wayne, Dick Grayson, Commissioner Renee Montoya.
Prompt: wtf27: 17. Trading Places.
Word Count: 1,100
Rating: G.
Summary: Jason's costume is missing (again), and Helena's missing too. And Two-Face is attacking a toilet paper warehouse. Tim's only been Batman for six months and Bruce is going to kill him if his little girl gets hurt.
Author's Note: Yet another JusticeVerse fic! Thanks for julius12 for the speedy Beta.

( ''This toilet paper is under my protection.'' )

Title: Heart
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Cass/Steph, Babs/Dinah
Word Count: 500
Summary: Cass visits Steph on Valentine's Day.
Author's Notes: Beta'd by julius12. I hate first person fics, which is clearly why this ended up being in first person. Written for merfilly's Valentine's Day Challenge.

( Pink...hearts? )

Title: Fifty Sentences About Steph and Cass
Fandom: Batman
Pairing: Steph/Cass
Theme set: Epsilon
Rating: R overall
Warning[s]: ...sex?

Title: Timo's a Jerk (Part 3 of Young Jedi).
Fandom: Young Justice.
Characters: Barthu Alan, Timo Drakke, Steff Brun, Cassi, Konel, Lobo, Anita, Cissie, Ca'as, Greta, Maxius Mercury. Timo/Barthu, Steff/Timo.
Prompt: for fanfic100: 76. Fixed. au_abc: Outerspace.
Word Count: 2,000
Rating: PG
Summary: The forces of evil are approaching, and everyone's mad at Timo. Wait a minute, why should Timo be leader?
Author's Notes: Part 3 of my Young Jedi series. It was going to be the last part, but it got long, and now I'll probably write at least two more parts. Thanks to julius12 for the beta! Previous part.

( ''Whosaidanythingaboutaromanticattraction? We’renotevenclose!'' )

Title: Chicks of Prey
Fandom: Birds of Prey, Various
Characters: Misfit, Oracle, Batgirl, Spoiler, Hawk, Dove, Empress, Arrowette, Little Barda, Traci 13 and Anima
Prompt: 43. Conspire
Word Count: 1,500
Rating: G
Summary: Black Alice gets to go on missions with the Birds of Prey and not Misfit? So unfair. Time for Charlie to make her own superteam!
Author's Notes: Firstly, as always, thank you julius12, the beta! Also, based vaguely off of this post by misfit_d_v. Oh, and I ignore Titans East. Titans East sucks. It NEVER HAPPENED.

( 'I should think that’s obvious,' Misfit said. 'This is the part where we all strike a pointless but very cool looking pose.' )

Title: Patience, Impulsive Padawan.
Series: Part 2 of Young Jedi. First part here.
Fandom: Star Wars; Young Justice
Characters: Barthu Alan/Timo Drakke, Anita Fite/Darth Lobo, Greta Hayes, Konel, Cassi, Stef Brun, Cissie King, Ca'as Kai'n, Maxius Mercury
Prompt: 74. Dark
Word Count: 5,000
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Maxius Mercury picks Barthu Alan as an apprentice. Anita starts an illicit romance. And how did Greta die, anyway? Turns out the answer is more important and gruesome than any of the young padawans or their non-Jedi friends expected!
Author's Notes: This was more fun to write than most of the stuff I've written recently. Have you ever figuratively thrown all of your characters off a cliff? That's what writing this was like. And no, I have no idea how I'm going to get them out of this. But it'll be fun. Beta'd by the lovely julius12 as always.

( Maxius rolled his eyes. “Meditate. No talking or moving for a straight half hour. If you do, we start over.” )