Title: Flaming Punch
Author: museofspeed
Claim: Blue Beetles
Characters/Pairing: Ted/Booster
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1364
Prompt: 8. Event
Summary: There's a party at JLI headquarters. Wacky hijinks ensue.
Disclaimer: I own nothing. It's tragic.
Author's Notes/Warnings: Took me forever to post this, agh. Thanks to julius12 for beta'ing! Originally posted here for boostlethon. Also, bad jokes. I should warn for that, right?

( Ted sighed dramatically. ''I thought of asking Tora, but I'm afraid she'd just give me the cold shoulder.'' )


As a bonus, have a Halloween comment fic:


Title: Blue Beetle's Stupid
Author: museofspeed
Claim: Blue Beetles
Characters/Pairing: Milagro Reyes
Rating: G
Word Count: 653
Prompt: 27. Manipulate
Summary: Milagro wants Jaime to take her trick-or-treating.
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Author's Notes/Warnings:

( ''Guy Gardner is not stupid! He was brain damaged and it's not his fault and he's better now!'' )

Title: Big Sister
Author: museofspeed
Claim: Nightwing
Characters/Pairing: Dick, Jason
Rating: PG
Word Count: 317
Prompt: 63. Crossdressing
Summary: Dick's a girl, Jason teases.
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Author's Notes/Warnings: Written for shiny_glor_chan in comment_fic. Originally posted here.

( Read it! )

Title: Batman Will Kill Us
Author: museofspeed
Claim: Dick Grayson
Characters/Pairing: Dick/Kon
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 469
Prompt: 52. Taboo
Summary: They really shouldn't be doing this.
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Author's Notes/Warnings: Written for aravistarkheena on comment_fic. Originally posted here.

( Read it! )

Title: Eskimo Attack
Author: museofspeed
Claim: Dick Grayson
Characters/Pairing: Nightwing/Deadpool
Rating: PG
Word Count: 260
Prompt: For dcu_freeforall: 31. Lips. For marvel_drabbles: 4. Lips.
Summary: ...I don't know how to summarize this. Just look at the pairing, that should be enough to decide if you want to read this or not.
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Author's Notes/Warnings: Written for aravistarkheena. Originally posted here.

( Read it! )

Title: Trust Me
Author: museofspeed
Claim: Dick Grayson
Characters/Pairing: Dick/Barbara
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 342
Prompt: 5. Romance/romantic
Summary: Dick has a surprise for Barbara.
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Author's Notes/Warnings: Written for moontyger here.

( Read it! )

Title: Quiet Evening
Author: museofspeed
Claim: Blue Beetles
Characters/Pairing: Bianca Reyes/Alberto Reyes
Rating: G
Word Count: 190
Prompt: 5. Infinite Crisis
Summary: Alberto and Bianca on a night when nothing specifically is going wrong.
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Author's Notes/Warnings: For lady_sarai! Yes, it is posted right here if you want to read it twice.

( Yeah, I get bored of cut texts. )

Title: Fighting Aliens is Romantic
Author: museofspeed
Claim: Blue Beetles
Characters/Pairing: Paco/Brenda
Rating: G
Word Count: 315
Prompt: 18. upheaval
Summary: A date, interrupted by aliens.
Disclaimer: Still not mine, no.
Author's Notes/Warnings: For lady_sarai! Right here.

( Read it and weep! )

Title: Hiding With Chocos
Author: museofspeed
Claim: Blue Beetles
Characters/Pairing: Booster/Beetle
Rating: G
Word Count: 194
Prompt: 12. Loss
Summary: Ted comes across Booster hiding from J'onn.
Disclaimer: Nope, I don't own a thing.
Author's Notes/Warnings: For fairady, right here.

( Read it! )

Title: Duct Tape
Author: museofspeed
Universe: 616
Character/Pairing/Series/Group: Cable/Deadpool
Table #8 - Prompt: 7. hands
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 373
Summary: Wade really has to pee.
Author Note: For ladyames! Right here!

( Read it! )

Title: Stalker
Author: museofspeed
Universe: DC/Marvel
Character/Pairing/Series/Group: Kon/Wade
Table #8 - Prompt: 8. Hips
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 444
Summary: Wade keeps following Superboy around. It's annoying.
Author Note: For aravistarkheena. Here.

( Read it! )

Soooo new plan! Instead of making a post every time I make a new comment fic, I'll just edit this post to include it. This way I never lose track of 'em, and I don't spam! The only ones I'll crosspost to my journal are the ones that are for challenges or I like particularly much. Good plan? Good plan.

( Under here! Find the joy! )

Title: A Bug in the TARDIS (Prologue)
Author: museofspeed
Claim: Blue Beetles
Characters/Pairing: Ted Kord, Tenth Doctor
Rating: G
Word Count: 800
Prompt: 30. Space-time continuum
Summary: Ted Kord finds a strange blue box near his dorm and tries to break in.
Disclaimer: Not mine!
Author's Notes/Warnings: The promised Doctor Who/DCU crossover begins! This is the prologue. Thanks to julius12 for betaing, fleur_de_liz for the original idea, and faile_neume for encouraging me! If you know nothing about Doctor Who, don't worry, neither does Ted, you should be able to follow along anyway. If you know nothing about Blue Beetle, don't worry, just pretend it's a fic about the Doctor finding a companion.

( Well, it wouldn't be the first locked phone booth Ted had tried to get into. )

Title: They Don't Have Valentine's Day on Krypton
Fandom: Teen Titans
Characters: Kon/Cassie, Bart/Carol, Tim, Ted.
Prompt: random_30: 12. Not what you're looking for. dcu_freeforall: 24. Amazons Attack.
Word Count: 1100
Rating: PG
Summary: It's Valentine's Day. And Cassie's boyfriend is not doing his boyfriendly duty.
Author's Notes: For the Superboy Valentine's Day Challenge! And thanks, as always, to julius12

( …or not. Bart got flowers? Bart? Really? )

Any day now I'll be done with these and able to post interesting stuff!

Title: Blip
Author: museofspeed
Claim: Blue Beetles
Characters/Pairing: Ted, Jaime
Rating: G
Word Count: 300
Prompt: 30. Space-time continuum.
Summary: Ted and Jaime meet, thanks to a rip in the space-time continuum.
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Author's Notes/Warnings: For shigeki_jkp!
( And here she goes again with the millions of posts! )


Title: Jailbait
Fandom: Torchwood/DCU
Characters: Tim, Jack
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 260
Author's Notes: For darthbatgirl
( The cut just insulted your mother. )

Title: Harper Charm
Fandom: DC/Torchwood
Characters: Roy, Owen
Rating: G
Word Count: 142
Author's Notes: For jacklemmon
( I love it when people have the same names cross-universe. )

Title: Bending
Fandom: Avatar/DC
Characters: Misfit, Aang
Rating: G
Word Count: 146
Author's Notes: for secondbatgirl
( Cuuuuuteness abounds! )

Title: Death
Fandom: Sandman/Discworld
Characters: Death, Death
Rating: G
Word Count: 125
Author's Notes: For elobscuro
( Last one for now! Phew! )

Title: Night Frights
Fandom: Young Justice
Characters: Bart/Tim
Prompt: 69. Thunder
Word Count: 360
Rating: PG
Summary: Bart's scared of thunder.
Author's Notes: For roguecatwoman!
( Got a lot of these. )

Title: Bombs away!
Fandom: Impulse
Characters: Bart/Carol
Prompt: 25. No time for the bomb squad.
Word Count: 150
Rating: G
Summary: Bart's playing games and a bomb's about to go off!
Author's Notes: For milleniumrex!
( And I don't really feel like being clever... )

Title: Bernard's an Idiot
Author: museofspeed
Claim: Blue Beetles
Characters/Pairing: Tim/Jaime, Bernard
Rating: PG
Word Count: 200
Prompt: 28. Ripples
Summary: Bernard traumatizes Jaime.
Disclaimer: Don't own 'em.
Author's Notes/Warnings: For aravistarkheena because we were talking about how much Bernard would terrify Jaime.
( So just cuttin' away. )

Title: Screwdrivers Can Stand to be a Little More Sonic
Author: museofspeed
Claim: Blue Beetles
Characters/Pairing: Ted Kord, Tenth Doctor
Rating: G
Word Count: 170
Prompt: 26. Timeline
Summary: A conversation between the Doctor and a young Ted Kord.
Disclaimer: Not mine!
Author's Notes/Warnings: For fleur_de_liz.
( Might get bored of this at some point. )

Title: Who Cares About Honor?
Fandom: Avatar/Batman
Characters: Zuko, Tim.
Word Count: 176
Rating: G
Author's Notes: For aravistarkheena
( Seriously, anyone read these? )

Title: Wannabe Great
Fandom: Mulan, Birds of Prey
Characters: Misfit, Mushu
Word Count: 224
Rating: G
Author's Notes: For milleniumrex
( Also, I have no idea how many I need. )

Title: My Vengeance is Darker than Yours
Fandom: DC Comics/Harry Potter
Characters: Misfit, Lord Voldemort
Word Count: 82
Rating: G
Author's Notes: For derawr
( Maybe I should check that. )

Title: Unacceptable
Fandom: Candyland/Artemis Fowl
Characters: Artemis Fowl, Lord Licorice
Word Count: 229
Rating: PG
Author's Notes: For nebulia
( Ten, from the looks of things. )

Title: No Gold!
Fandom: Road to El Dorado/Discworld
Characters: Ponder Stibbons, Tulio.
Word Count: 141
Rating: G
Author's Notes: For eliyes
( Penultimate cut text! )
( bonus round! )


Title: Redeeming Demons
Fandom: Good Omens/Road to El Dorado
Characters: Aziraphale, Miguel
Word Count: 160
Rating: PG
Author's Notes: For bergann
( Right now, I'm eating goat cheese and crackers. It's delicious. )

Title: All Tied Up and Nowhere to Go
Fandom: Golden Age Teen Titans
Characters: Roy/Dick
Word Count: 1079
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Speedy and Robin are tied up in a warehouse.
Author's Notes: Written for The Anonymous Kink Meme! Seriously, folks. So many good prompts, GO WRITE SOME! Thank you to the lovely julius12 for the speedy beta job and title help!

( ''If this is leading into a 'Boy Hostage' joke, I don't wanna hear it,'' Dick muttered. )


So remember when I asked for prompt request? I finally ended up doing some. Yay!


Title: No Es Bueno
Author: museofspeed
Claim: Blue Beetles
Characters/Pairing: Booster/Beetle, Jaime, Eddie
Rating: G
Word Count: 434
Prompt: 32. Rebuild
Summary: Zatara turned Jaime and Eddie into toddlers. Booster and Beetle are babysitting. Shenanigans ensue.
Disclaimer: Not mine!
Author's Notes/Warnings: I used Google Translate for all the Spanish in here, so tell me if it's utterly wrong? Written for the fabulous felonazcorp.

( ''Eres estúpido!'' Jaime shouted. ''Te odio, Diablo Rojo!'' )



Title: Paperwork
Fandom: Young Justice
Characters: Bart/Tim
Prompt: 6. Hours
Word Count: 365
Rating: PG
Summary: There's a lot of paperwork Tim has to do, but Bart is bored.
Author's Notes: Written for the amazing anthraciteowl!

( Tim grit his teeth and set out to do the work. )

Hey people! Firstly, I'd like to introduce the ones of you who have twitter to my new, highly addictive twitter account! Shananagin! Because I am predictable!

Secondly! You know how I love asking for prompts but hate actually writing them? I'm going to try YET AGAIN to get inspired. But this time, I'm doing it in a way that should hopefully tilt the prompts in the writing direction I want to go.

So instead of picking any pairing and prompt, I want to use the tables I'm trying to fill. Go to that site and pick an unfinished prompt. If the table's got a pairing specified, that's the pairing I'm writing. If it's got a character, you can pick another character to pair off if you want. You can add to the prompt if you want, or use a prompt from more than one table in a single request. (For instance, if the pairing is Bart/Tim/Carol, there can be a prompt from the Bart/Tim table and the Bart/Carol table.)

First two get at least 1000 words, second three get at least 500, and everyone else gets at least a drabble. After I've done one, you can request again, but I might not answer the second one.

Title: Snuggles I
Fandom: DCU
Characters: Bernard/Tim
Word Count: 404
Rating: G
Summary: Tim is achey. Bernard's in love.
Author's Notes: Written for aravistarkheena! Hope you like it! Beta'd by julius12

( Read more... )

Title: Snuggles II
Fandom: DCU
Characters: Booster/Beetle
Word Count: 345
Rating: G
Summary: Booster is cold.
Author's Notes: For fleur_de_liz! Enjoy! Beta'd again, by julius12

( Read more... )
22by7 drew me fanart! Yay!

Title: Snuggle III
Fandom: DCU
Characters: Tim, Lian, Milagro
Prompt: 32. Sunset.
Word Count: 447
Rating: PG
Summary: Lian is upset. Tim helps.
Author's Notes: For felonazcorp! Beta'd by julius12!

( Read more... )



There'll be three more snuggle drabbles soonish.

So you know Blue Beetle?

If the answer is no, you have to buy all four trades right now. If the answer is yes, but you don't own the first four trades, buy them right now. Then start buying the monthlies.

I'm serious. I don't want this canceled. I'm buying the fourth trade right now even though I bought the monthlies for it. Unfortunately, there is no comic book store anywhere near me, but I'm going to either get my friends or my parents to start picking it up for me. Because they can't cancel this. I like it too much.

So come on! Show them that Blue Beetle is a valuable comic! It's one of the best comics being put out right now, and I don't want them to take it away because people don't buy it!

Also, Firefly's soundtrack is awesome to listen to when you study.

Is it just me, or are Miguel and Tulio pretty much Booster and Beetle? Chel can be Babs or someone. Except I like Babs, and Chel's a little annoying. Maybe...crap, who's another of Ted's female romantic interests? How come all I'm coming up with is Babs?

Anyway, a really, really short ficlet inspired by the thing.


Title: The Road to Sleeping With Your Best Buddy
Rating: PG
Characters: Ted/Booster, mentions of Babs/Dinah
Summary: Miguel and Tulio totally want each other.

( Because someone had to write it! )

Title: Blood and Family 3/3
Author: museofspeed
Claim: supporting characters
Characters/Pairing: Ted/Babs, Dick/Babs, Tim/Bernard, Bruce/Selina, hints of Dinah/Helena and Steph/Cass. Pretty much every bat-related character you can think of, plus a few arrows.
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 4000
Prompt: For dcu_freeforall: 55. Writer's choice, for au_abc: Vampires, for fanfic50: 23. Fight, for wtf27: 24. Slaves.
Summary: Babs is mad at Ted, Tim's worried, Bruce is vengeful, and Cass can kick your ass. Oh, and there's a huge vampire battle.
Author's Notes: YES ANOTHER WIP DONE! This is still dedicated to cissie_king and unrequited_rain for suggesting the idea and wanting me to write random ass AUs respectively. Also, thanks to julius12 for being a kickass beta. This didn't end up going exactly as I expected it to be. For instance, it went from being predominantly a Cass/Steph piece to having practically zero Cass/Steph in it at all. In fact, Ted/Babs was supposed to be a side-pairing! But I'm happy with it. Part of Blood and Family. Follows this part.

( ''No. I can't right now Ted. I'm busy. I've got a vampire massacre to plan.'' )

Title: Blood and Family (2/3?)
Author: museofspeed
Claim: Supporting characters
Characters/Pairing: Cass, Steph, Jason, Barbara/Ted, Bruce/Selina, Tim, Bernard, Helena, Dick.
Rating: PG-13.
Word Count: 2350
Prompt: 15. Rapid healing/regeneration.
Summary: Steph and Cass go slaying. Bruce vows revenge. Bernard makes a lousy spy.
Author's Notes: I really, really like this universe. I think it'll be one more part. Anyway, this is the second part of Blood and Family, the previous part is here, beta'd by julius12, yadda yadda enjoy!

( Ted grinned. ''Would you be grateful enough to kiss me?'' )

Next!

Title: Blood and Family 1/?
Author: museofspeed
Claim: Supporting characters
Characters/Pairing: Barbara/Ted, Cass, Steph, Bruce, Dick, Jason, Tim/Bernard, mentions of Dick/Barbara.
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1700
Prompt: For dcu_freeforall: 38. Hypnotism. For au_abc: Vampires. For wtf27: 12. Fantasy AU (urban).
Summary: Bruce, Jason, Dick, Tim are vampires. Cass, Steph, Barbara are slayers. Ted and Bernard are romantic interests. A lot of stuff happens.
Author's Notes/Warnings: For cissie_king who asked for "Steph & Cass, vampire hunters in AU Gotham City. Double points if they hunt Batman" when I wanted prompts for my wtf27 table. Also for unrequited_rain who didn't believe me that Tim/Bernard was more awesome than her so-called amazing bandom AU fic. To her, I say ha! Also, thanks to musicianatheart who stepped up to beta as my usual beta has gone missing. She's awesome!

( ''But our secret affair! No one must know!'' )

Next!

Title: Cyber Doing It
Fandom: Birds of Prey
Pairing: Barbara/Ted
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 273
Summary: Ted's drunk and online.
Author's Note: Didn't turn out to be quite as sexy as it was supposed to be, but ah well. For the Batman Kink Meme. And the colors were a pain in the ass to do. Also, thanks to julius12 for the speedy beta job.

( Did Booster take you out to bars? )

Title: Falling Bird
Characters: Bruce, Tim, Dick
Rating: PG
Prompt: A world where Tim is the first Robin and Dick the third.

( for axolotl_lan )



Title: Let Me Guess
Characters: Bernard/Tim
Rating: G
Prompt: Tim and Bernard in a musical.
Warnings: CRACK CRACK CRACK CRACK CRACK! And bad poetry.

( for anthraciteowl )



Title: Payment
Characters: Cass/Steph
Rating: PG-13
Prompt: Cass/Steph in the Crime Syndicate world.

( for andrensath )



Title: Foolishness Will Not Be Tolerated
Characters: Bruce/Ted
Rating: PG
Prompt: Batman/Beetle in a pirate AU.

( for runenklinge )



Title: Conspiracy
Characters: Jaime, Guy
Rating: PG
Prompt: The Reach is good, Oans are bad, and the Green Lanterns are their unwitting dupes.

( for ms_kinnikufan )



Title: Show and Tell
Characters: Jaime, Guy, Ted/Booster, Bea, Tora.
Rating: G
Prompt: Jaime and Milagro are adopted by the Justice League.

( also for ms_kinnikufan )

I've got a few more to do, and I'm still (always) open for new prompts! Here, if you're interested. Also, many of these might be continued.

Title: Morning
Fandom: Justice League
Characters: Booster/Beetle
Rating: PG-13
Prompt: Genderswap verse

( For phoenix_lia )


Title: Sexy Vampires
Fandom: Young Justice
Characters: Bart, Tim, Kon
Rating: PG-13
Prompt: Gothic Vampire Novel
Notes: You have to check out Vampyre and the sequel Zhombies of London if you want amazing vampire AU fanfic. They're by girl_starfish, and they are what inspired me to write AUs in the first place.

( For anthraciteowl )


Title: Peace and Quiet
Fandom: Batman
Characters: Cass, Tim
Rating: PG-13
Prompt: Cass and Tim during World War II. Tim comes home after being away at war.

( For greeneyelove )


Title: Girl Wonder
Fandom: DCU
Characters: Cissie/Cassie
Rating: PG
Prompt: Cassie as Batman's sidekick, not Wonder Woman's.

( For milleniumrex )


Title: Can't Hold his Liquor
Fandom: Justice League
Characters: Booster, Beetle, Guy
Rating: PG-13
Prompt: Justice Riders!

( For duskdog717 )


Title: Honorable Young Samurais of Justice
Fandom: Young Justice
Characters: Tim/Bart, Young Justice
Rating: PG-13
Prompt: Ancient Japan
Notes: I know very little about ancient Japan. Consequently...crack.

( For geministar01 )


Title: Got an Impulse
Fandom: Young Justice
Characters: Bart Allen, Conner Kent
Rating: PG
Prompt: Tangent universe Young Justice

( For cissie_king )


Title: You Wouldn't Want to get Between them Either.
Fandom: Marvel/DCU
Characters: Slobo, Deadpool, Bart, Kon, Weasel.
Rating: PG-13
Prompt: Slobo and Deadpool fighting.

( For axolotl_lan )


Title: Status Quo
Fandom: *wince* High School Musical (Oh god I'm so ashamed)
Characters: Sharpay, Troy, Chad/Ryan.
Rating: PG
Prompt: Superhero AU.

( For unrequited_rain )


Title: Training
Fandom: DCU
Characters: Diana, Charlie
Rating: G
Prompt: Charlie is an Amazon being trained by Wonder Woman.

( For andrensath )


Title: Humans
Fandom: Titans
Characters: Kory/Dick, Komand'r
Rating: PG-13
Prompt: Tamaran-occupied Earth

( For seriousfic )


Title: The Cat Bandit
Fandom: Batman
Characters: Bruce/Selina
Rating: PG
Prompt: Western

( For roguecatwoman )


Title: Power
Fandom: Young Justice
Characters: Jenni/Steph, Everyone here.
Rating: R
Prompt: Anti-matter Young Justice

( For runenklinge )


Title: Commander
Fandom: Blue Beetle
Characters: Bianca Reyes, Peacemaker, Paco, Brenda
Rating: PG-13
Prompt: The Reyes and friends in Titans of Tomorrow universe.

( For ms_kinnikufan )

Title: Fastest Baby Alive
Fandom: JLI
Characters: Bart, Barry/Iris, Wally, Booster/Ted, Guy/Tora, Bea.
Word Count: 1000
Rating: G
Summary: Wally's gotta babysit his little cousin. It really sucks cause Bart's a dumb baby.
Author's Notes: Takes place in duskdog717's Cootieverse! For those that haven't read it, you're missing out. But it's basically an ultra-adorable elementary school AU. I couldn't resist...pardon the pun...playing in this sandbox. It was too adorable not to! Also, thanks to julius12 as always for catching my idiotic mistakes!

( ''I'll build a baby-finding machine!'' Ted said, jumping down from the swings. )

Writing Chat Thingy! Again, find all of these, and other awesome things (hi axolotl_lan and geministar01!) here. I'm again skipping wordcounts because they're all really freaking short.

Title: Incredibly Bored
Fandom: Young Justice
Characters: Bart/Tim/Kon
Rating: R
Notes: This one might be fleshed out someday. But not soon, most likely.

( Write about passing time. )


Title: Welcome to the Team
Fandom: Birds of Prey
Characters: Charlie, Babs
Rating: PG

( Write about a promotion. )


Title: Headache
Fandom: Green Lantern
Characters: Guy/Hal
Rating: PG

( Write about an injury. )


Title: Flying
Fandom: Harry Potter/Young Justice
Characters: Kon/Sirius
Rating: PG-13

( Write about a justifiable sin. )


Title: Not Enough Time
Fandom: DCU
Characters: Booster/Ted, Tora
Rating: PG

( Write about something to hold on to. )


Title: Bet You'd Bottom
Fandom: Marvel
Characters: Cable/Deadpool
Rating: PG-13

( Write about fragments. )

From Writing Chat Thingy and Drabble requests.

I'm not going to put a word count in because I'm lazy and I don't have these anywhere not online. But they're all really short.

Writing Chat Thingy:

Title: More Interesting Than Batman
Fandom: Young Justice
Characters: Bart/Tim
Rating: G

( [Write about a guessing game that goes wrong.] )

Title: January Blossoms
Fandom: Impulse
Characters: Bart/Carol
Rating: PG

( [Write about the first flowers.] )

Title: Becoming Batgirl
Fandom: Birds of Prey
Characters: Charlie
Rating: PG

( [Write about yearning] )

Title: Swear't
Fandom: Hamlet
Characters: Hamlet/Horatio
Rating: PG

( [Write about the first one to quit] )

There's also a Bart/Tim/Kon bit that I'm going to expand then post because it really wasn't done. And an original piece that was kind of crap, but sort of a preview to the webcomic I may or may not be working on.

Now!

Drabble Requests!

Title: Chills
Fandom: Batman
Characters: Steph/Tim
Rating: G

( For roguecatwoman )

Title: I Do
Fandom: Titans
Characters: Roy/Dick, Lian
Rating: G

( For ilyena_sylph )

Title: Skinny Dipping
Fandom: Young Jusitce
Characters: Bart/Tim/Cass
Rating: PG-13

( for greeneyelove )

Title: You're It!
Fandom: Batman
Characters: Tim/Cass/Steph
Rating: PG

( for milleniumrex )

Title: Ice Cream
Fandom: Titans
Characters: Charlie/M'Gann
Rating: G

( For cissie_king )

Title: Drunk
Fandom: Justice Riders
Characters: Booster/Beetle, Peej
Rating: PG-13

( For phoenixfire_lia )

Title: Privacy
Fandom: Young Justice
Characters: Slobo/Tim
Rating: PG

( For zenithjolt )

Then there's just the one for anthraciteowl, which will be written as soon as they answer my question thing.

Various chatwriting thingy ficlets!

Title: Surprise!
Prompt: Open the Box
Fandom: Young Justice
Pairing: Bart/Tim
Rating: G
Original post

( Surprise! )

Title: Murder
Prompt: Write about someone who sinned.
Fandom: Justice Riders
Pairing: Diana, Wally
Rating: PG
Original Post.

( Murder )

Title: Zounds!
Prompt: Write about a balcony
Fandom: Marvel
Pairing: Cable/Deadpool
Rating: PG-13
Original Post.

( Zounds! )

Title: The Ultimate Long Distance Relationship
Prompt: I carried it in my pocket
Fandom: Marvel/DCU
Pairing: Jubilee/Robin
Rating: PG
Original Post.

( It's canon, bitches! )

Title: Flaming Pencils
Prompt: Returning Takes Too Long
Fandom: Impulse
Pairing: Bart/Carol
Rating: G
Original Post.

( Flaming Pencils )

Title: I Love You
Prompt: Write a daydream
Fandom: DCU
Pairing: Booster/Beetle
Rating: G
Original Post.

( I Love You )

There is nothing so awesome as limericks. Especially dirty limericks. And as I enjoy writing limericks, I am starting a limerick meme! Comment with a pairing, character, whatever and I will give you a limerick! Though I do reserve the right to refuse any pairing I feel I cannot write well or don't know the fandom.

To start you off, here are a few I've written. Under the cut for dirtiness.

( Bart/Kon/Tim )

( Bernard/Tim )

( Cass/Steph )

ETA: Two more!
( Dick/Roy )

( Bart/Jaime )

ETA: More!

( Tim/Steph )

( Misfit/M'gann )

( Babs/Dinah )

( Mac/P.C. )

ETA More!

( Cissie )

( Rose/M'gann )

( Booster/Beetle )

( Rose/Tim )

( Deadpool/Cable )

Title: Gold and Blue (Times Two) Part 3
Fandom: DCU
Characters: Ted/Booster, Jaime/Bart, Tim.
Word Count: 1000
Rating: PG
Summary: In which Ted and Booster save Jaime and Bart from the wrath of Robin and the Bug is really awesome.
Author's Notes: I actually finished this a while ago. I just...forgot to post it. *Hangs head in shame.* Previous Part. All of Gold and Blue (Times Two)

( ''Ye of little faith,'' Booster said. ''Batman and Robin aren’t allowed to kill. They’ll just break a few limbs or something.'' )

Title: Gold and Blue (Times Two) Part 2.
Characters: Jaime/Bart, Booster/Ted, Wally, Jai, Iris, Paco, Brenda.
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1300
Summary: Jaime and Bart babysit the West kids. Ted makes a chart of the different forms of humor. All this, and Exploding Explosions!
Author's Notes: Thanks as always to my beta, julius12. Here is part 1, and here is where all former parts can be found. Which is technically just part one, but hush.

( ''Baaart,'' Iris said, ''Jai says I can’t be Impulse because I’m a girl!'' )

Title: Gold and Blue (Times Two) Part 1
Fandom: DCU
Characters: Ted/Booster, (eventual) Jaime/Bart.
Word Count: 1100
Rating: R
Summary: Bart's alive! Ted's alive! Booster and Jaime weren't dead to begin with!
Author's Notes: This was going to be a one shot. Then it started getting really long, and I wasn't near finished, so I decided it had to be a multi-parter. Thanks to julius12 as always for the beta.

( ''You're an oxymoron,'' Booster said. )

Title: Pink Kryptonite
Fandom: DC Universe
Characters: Superman, Power Girl, Superboy, Supergirl, Krypto.
Pairings: Clark/Lois, Power Girl/Guy Gardner, Kon/Bart/Tim, Kara/Cassie, Krypto/Dox, Clark/Bruce, Booster Gold/Blue Beetle, Bart/Tim, Kon/Cassie.
Prompt: fanfic100: 86. Choices. wtf27: 16. You see, I woke up gay.
Word Count: 2100
Rating: R
Summary: Luthor exposes the Kryptonians to a new type of Kryptonite, but they don't seem to be affected. Until the next morning.
Author's Notes: God, such crack. Call this the obligatory Pink Kryptonite fic, though I think I took it a different direction than most of the other Pink K fics I've read. Thanks as always to my ever-lovin' beta, julius12!

( 'Wait, Bruce, are you asking me out?' )

Everything I Have Written, In No Particularly Useful Order.
But generally new stuff's at the top.

Also of interest:

Comment Fics

JusticeVerse Guidebook.

Guide to Bernard

AIMS Guide


( Everything I Have Written... )

Fic tables.

( Bart and Tim sitting; in a tree... )





( WTF )

( Because they are so gosh-darn cute! )


( I am WEAK, I tell you, weak! )

( Yeah...another challenge. You would think I would learn, but noooo... )

( Beetles! Blue! Awesome! )

( I needed a Dick porn table. THINK OF THE TERRIBLE PUNS! )