Title: Five Years
Author: museofspeed
Claim: Dick Grayson
Characters/Pairing: Tim/Dick (your eyes do NOT deceive you! But it's unrequited.)
Rating: PG
Word Count: 890
Prompt: 26. Fantasy
Summary: Tim has a crush. Dick's nice about it.
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Author's Notes/Warnings: I hate Tim/Dick. You may wonder why I wrote this. Um. It's a good question. I'm pretty sure lady_sarai is shaking her head at me. But I did write it, and I like how it came out! Thanks to julius12 for the beta!

( Tim hadn't seen many shirtless guys, but he was pretty sure Dick put them all to shame when he worked out. )

In light of lady_sarai and zoe_chan's amazing big bang fic, I thought I'd finally post the pile of Tim/Kon/Cissie fics I've been amassing. Soon, I will post the Dick fics (and one Roy fic) I have also been amassing, and then later, you get everything else! YAY! On with the stuff.

Title: Thrilling Heroics
Fandom: DCU
Characters: Tim/Kon/Cissie
Prompt: DCU, Tim/Kon/Cissie, date night never goes uninterrupted
Word Count: 1000
Rating: PG
Summary: Another night, another hostage situation.
Author's Notes: For lady_sarai!

( My hero! )

Title: Let No Sunrise
Fandom: DCU
Characters: Tim/Kon/Cissie
Prompt: DCU, Tim/Kon/Cissie, Ample Make This Bed
Word Count: 434
Rating: G
Summary: Tim likes to overwork himself. Tim and Cissie fight dirty.
Author's Notes: For lady_sarai again!

( Bats are crazy and like overworking themselves. )

Title: Bad Day
Fandom: DCU
Characters: Tim/Kon/Cissie
Prompt: DCU, Tim/Kon/Cissie, comfort
Word Count: 454
Rating: G
Summary: Cissie's had a bad day. Tim and Kon make it better.
Author's Notes: Yet again for lady_sarai. All of these are!

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Title: Camelot
Fandom: DCU
Characters: Tim/Kon/Cissie, future kid, random OCs
Prompt: DCU, Tim/Kon/Cissie, "That's not how the story goes."
Word Count: 461
Rating: G
Summary: Martha Drake learned a different version of King Arthur's story than most people do.
Author's Notes: For lady_sarai! This story came from me thinking about how Tim is King Arthur, Kon is Lancelot, and Cissie is Guinevere, but instead of cheating and betrayal and angst, there's THREESOMES. I might someday write this.

( Like a knight. )

Title: An Dream Second
Fandom: DCU
Characters: Bart Allen
Prompt: for fanfic100: 59. Food, for random_30: 19. Life is but a dream.
Word Count: 362
Rating: G
Summary: Bart is dreaming...
Author's Notes: Oh god, the crack. This is from an RP and I am so cheating by posting it here because it's only Bart/Tim in the sense that Tim is mentioned but it's awesome and I wanted to share it and also I'm so close on my Bart/Tim table that I CARE NOT. Plus it's 2 AM and I'm tired. So. Take a peak into Bart's dream... IF YOU DARE.

( Very little punctuation under the cut. )

Because apparently I'm on a roll today. Have some Bart, Tim, and Kon from YJ 1 and 2! Also one from YJ 40 with everyone.




( More under the cut! )

Title: Moments in Time
Author: museofspeed
Claim: Dick Grayson
Characters/Pairing: Dick, lots of others
Rating: PG
Word Count: 2139
Prompt: 57. Devotion
Summary: Snapshots of Dick and his family throughout the ages.
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
Author's Notes/Warnings: Thanks to julius12 for the beta! Originally written for a RP prompt at sunday_reveries, but I adapted it a little so that it fits canon, not RP. I like it better this way, turns out.

( ''What is family? They were the people who claimed you. In good, in bad, in parts or in whole, they were the ones who showed up, who stayed in there, regardless. It wasn't just about blood relations or shared chromosomes, but something wider, bigger. We had many families over time. Our family of origin, the family we created, as well as the groups you moved through while all of this was happening: friends, lovers, sometimes even strangers.'' -Sarah Dessen )

Title: Who Should Top? Who Should Bottom?
Fandom: Young Justice
Characters: Pretty much all of Young Justice. Except Ray. No one cares about Ray. :-(
Prompt: 46. Star
Word Count: 258
Rating: G
Summary: Sometimes these things take some serious coordinating.
Author's Notes: Written for shiny_glor_chan's Tim Topping Challenge. Because it is late and I am silly and oh god, I apologize.

( Kon is too huge to be anything but a bottom. )

Soooo new plan! Instead of making a post every time I make a new comment fic, I'll just edit this post to include it. This way I never lose track of 'em, and I don't spam! The only ones I'll crosspost to my journal are the ones that are for challenges or I like particularly much. Good plan? Good plan.

( Under here! Find the joy! )

Title: Molten Lava
Fandom: DCU/Avatar
Characters: Zuko/Jason
Prompt: Avatar: The Last Airbender/DCU, Zuko/Jason Todd, redemption
Word Count: 332
Rating: PG
Author's Notes: For pervyficgirl

( Zuko, like Johnny Storm, is very hot. Bobby Drake, on the other hand, is just plain cool. )

Title: The Ducati
Fandom: DCU
Characters: Tim/Bernard
Prompt: DCU; Tim Drake (Red Robin II)/Bernard Dowd; A ride on the Ducati
Word Count: 337
Rating: G
Author's Notes: For aravistarkheena!

( It's a damn sexy bike. )

Title: Coming Out
Fandom: DCU
Characters: Cassie/Kara
Prompt: DC Universe, Cassie Sandsmark/Kara Zor-El, coming out of the closet on national TV.
Word Count: 175
Rating: G
Author's Notes: For milleniumrex!

( Cause sometimes you need some girl loving. )

Title: Love at Hundredth or so Sight
Author: museofspeed
Claim: Dick Grayson
Characters/Pairing: Dick/Roy
Rating: PG
Word Count: 564
Prompt: 27. Tension
comment_fic Prompt: DC Comics, Dick/Roy, "Love at first sight is easy to understand; it's when two people have been looking at each other for a lifetime that it becomes a miracle." (Amy Bloom)
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Author's Notes/Warnings: For second_batgirl!

( ''I flirt with everything? This from you?'' )

Title: Sleepy
Fandom: DCU
Characters: Tim/Cissie
Prompt: DCU, Tim Drake/Cissie King-Jones, "I wish I had a thousand words for love, but all that comes to mind is the way you move against me while you sleep and there are no words for that." (Brian Andreas)
Word Count: 265
Rating: PG
Author's Notes: For lady_sarai!

( Tim shifted a little against her, mumbling something that sounded like a cross between ''potato'' and ''kitten.'' )

Title: Four Moments in the Lives of Superboy and Robin
Fandom: DCU
Characters: Tim, Kon
Prompt: DCU; Tim Drake, Kon-El; "The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances: if there is any reaction, both are transformed." (Carl Jung)
Word Count: 759
Rating: G
Author's Notes: For zoe_chan! And yes, I am in a Mood. If you prompt now, I'm likely (though not guaranteed) to answer. If I don't, one of my trained monkeys (AKA other people who are not me and have no relation to me, and are not monkeys, nor trained) may also answer.

( ''I'm doing it cause I want to, not because you're telling me to.'' )

Sooo you all are checking out comment_fic, right? Cause that's where the party's at. I hung out there for a little, didn't find many DCU prompts, and promptly ran away. But that's not the case now! There are lots and lots of DC prompters! And shock of all shocks, it's gotten me writing again!

So here's what I've done so far. I'll probably keep cross-posting to here, though probably not much more than that. And all of you should play!

Title: What Comes Next
Author: museofspeed
Fandom: Torchwood/Sandman.
Characters/Pairing: Jack, Death.
Rating: PG
Word Count: 132
Prompt: Torchwood/Sandman, Death/Jack, First time he met her
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Author's Notes/Warnings: Written for guiltyreasons!

( Like hell I'm finding interesting ways to fill each cut )

Title: Training
Author: museofspeed
Claim: Dick Grayson
Characters/Pairing: Dick/Roy
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 172
DCU_FFA Prompt: 65. Restraints
C_F Prompt: DCU, Roy Harper(Red Arrow)/Dick Grayson(Nightwing), kinbaku, "Let's see you get out of this, boy wonder."
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Author's Notes/Warnings: For jynx.

( Soooo now you get weird cracky cut texts! )

Title: You Better Find Me
Fandom: DCU/Marvel
Characters/Pairing: Robin/Jubilee
Rating: G
Word Count: 236
Prompt: Batman/X-men, Robin/Jubilee, "I call all time soon." (Aslan, "Chronicles of Narnia")
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Author's Notes/Warnings: For angel_gidget. Also, check out milleniumrex's response!

( Do people even read these things? )

Title: Mistake
Author: museofspeed
Claim: Dick Grayson
Characters/Pairing: Dick/Roy
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 185
DCU_FFA Prompt: 7. Yes
C_F Prompt: DCU, Roy Harper/Dick Grayson, "The type of thing where you know it's a mistake but you do it anyway because it seems to be Mistake Time." (Mindplayers, Pat Cadigan)
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Author's Notes/Warnings: For moontyger!

( Just click here and read! Do you need more instructions than that? Really? )

Title: Point of No Return
Characters/Pairing: Cassie, Cissie
Rating: G
Word Count: 472
Prompt: DCU, Cissie King-Jones, "But it's no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then." (Alice's Adventures in Wonderland)
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Author's Notes/Warnings: For lady_sarai!

( I don't have any Cissie icons. It's a little sad. )

Title: Insufferable
Author: museofspeed
Claim: Dick Grayson
Characters/Pairing: Damian, Lian, Roy, Dick
Rating: G
Word Count: 197
DCU_FFA Prompt: 64. Taste
C_F Prompt: DCU, Damian Wayne, "Stop staring, it’s rude. You are a rude baby." (David Vickers, One Life To Live)
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Author's Notes/Warnings: For [Bad username: shiny_glory_chan].

( It feels weird writing cutesy genfic for a porn table. Oh well! )


Again, GO TO comment_fic! REALLY! DO IT!

A present for aravistarkheena...

( The cover to Adventure Comics #3 due out in October )

Title: 5 AM
Fandom: Teen Titans
Characters: Bart/Tim
Prompt: 31. Sunrise
Word Count: 285
Rating: G
Summary: Tim's stayed up until five working on a case. Bart's stayed up until five because he's crazy.
Author's Notes: Written for stalinglim! Prompt: who thought 5 AM was a good idea?

( Tim will have to kill Gar. )

Title: Choker
Fandom: Teen Titans
Characters: Bart/Tim
Prompt: 50. Spade
Word Count: 509
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Tim gave Bart a choker. It's distracting.
Author's Notes: Wow, the prompt has NOTHING to do with the fic. I'm running out of prompts to choose from! Anyway, written for brewsternorth. Prompt: shiny new toys!

( Maybe he should get Tim one with a lightning bolt. He wonders if Tim would wear it. )

Title: Alive
Fandom: DCU
Characters: Bart/Tim
Prompt: 95. New Year
Word Count: 352
Rating: PG
Summary: Bart's alive. Tim needs to make sure it's real.
Author's Notes: Written for zoe_chan! She wanted post-resurrection fic.

( Tim couldn't let himself be happy. )

Title: Not Being Dead Should Mean More Kissing
Author: museofspeed
Claim: Blue Beetles
Characters/Pairing: Jaime/Kon, Bart/Tim
Rating: PG
Word Count: 913
Prompt: fanfic100 99. Writer's Choice. dcu_freeforall 11. Panic
Summary: Jaime walks in on Robin and Kid Flash making out, then bumps into Superboy.
Disclaimer: Nothing is mine!
Author's Notes: Written for my Superboy in an Unusual Pairing Month! WHICH ALL OF YOU SHOULD QUICKLY WRITE OR DRAW SOMETHING FOR AND PARTICIPATE IN HURRY HURRY MAY IS ALMOST OVER! ETA: THANK YOU TO julius12 FOR BETA'ing! (Can't believe I forgot!)

( The Scarab automatically adjusted his eyes and he could see Superboy's irises adjusting. X-Ray vision, right. )

Title: They Don't Have Valentine's Day on Krypton
Fandom: Teen Titans
Characters: Kon/Cassie, Bart/Carol, Tim, Ted.
Prompt: random_30: 12. Not what you're looking for. dcu_freeforall: 24. Amazons Attack.
Word Count: 1100
Rating: PG
Summary: It's Valentine's Day. And Cassie's boyfriend is not doing his boyfriendly duty.
Author's Notes: For the Superboy Valentine's Day Challenge! And thanks, as always, to julius12

( …or not. Bart got flowers? Bart? Really? )

Title: In Blackest Night
Fandom: Justice Riders
Characters: Bart, Tim.
Prompt: 45. Moon
Word Count: 2153
Rating: PG
Summary: Tim follows a lead Luthor gives him. Also, he has some interesting houseguests.
Author's Notes: Ahah! You thought you'd never see the end of Young Justice Riders, didn't you? Well, I sure showed you! It has been continued! For those that need a refresher, part 1, part 2, and part 3! Thanks, as always, to the wonderful julius12, who both beta'd this fic, and also encouraged me to actually finish it.

( Robin met Luthor at the appointed time. They were both exactly fifteen minutes early. )

Title: Everyone Loves Bagels
Fandom: Young Justice
Characters: Bart/Tim/Kon
Prompt: 59. Food
Word Count: 202
Rating: PG
Summary: Tim's very subtle in how he shows his affections.
Author's Notes: Written for midieval_ficus on the DCU Kissing Meme.

( I cheat so hard on the prompts, I know. )

Title: Goodbye
Fandom: Titans
Characters: Dick/Roy
Word Count: 217
Rating: R
Summary: Batman's gone, and Dick's leaving the Titans.
Author's Notes: For shiny_glor_chan for the DCU kissing meme again.

( Angsty angst aaaaangst. )

Title: Evol Noitop
Fandom: DCU
Characters: Bernard/Tim, Zatanna
Prompt: #5. Love Potion
Word Count: 1000 exactly
Rating: PG
Summary: Apparently putting a love potion in Tim's private water bottle was not the wisest of ideas.
Author's Notes: Written for tim_bernard's Valentine Day Challenge! ETA: AND THANKS julius12!

( ''My darling Drake, what will it take'' Bernard said. ''No… that doesn't sound quite right. Tim, my love, like fire from above… that makes him sound evil.'' )

Hey guys! Did you all know about ttk_is_hot's Valentine's Day Challenge? We're doing as many Supersweet Superboy fics as we possibly can! OR ART!

Don't worry, it isn't due until the end of Frebruary, but everyone should do it! It'll be awesome!

And while we're on the topic, don't forget tim_bernard has a Valentine's Day Challenge too! That one's due sooner. So go forth, do them all, and have fun!

(This one isn't by me, but just thought I should point out heartbart has yet another Valentine's Day Challenge. If you could get that one too, it'd be cool.)

Title: Lessons Taught
Author: museofspeed
Claim: Blue Beetles
Characters/Pairing: Tim/Bernard/Jaime
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1814
Prompt: 9. Disaster
Summary: Bernard will not leave Tim and Jaime alone. Tim decides it's gone too far.
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Author's Notes/Warnings: Written for aravistarkheena who said that Tim/Bernard/Jaime couldn't work out. Though, um, I'm pretty sure she's changed her mind. Could conceivably follow this and this, but would certainly come well before this. However, none of those actually need to be read to understand this fic. I recommend them, though. They are fun! And thank you, julius12, for beta-ing.

( ''Are you implying I might be jealous?'' )

Any day now I'll be done with these and able to post interesting stuff!

Title: Blip
Author: museofspeed
Claim: Blue Beetles
Characters/Pairing: Ted, Jaime
Rating: G
Word Count: 300
Prompt: 30. Space-time continuum.
Summary: Ted and Jaime meet, thanks to a rip in the space-time continuum.
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Author's Notes/Warnings: For shigeki_jkp!
( And here she goes again with the millions of posts! )


Title: Jailbait
Fandom: Torchwood/DCU
Characters: Tim, Jack
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 260
Author's Notes: For darthbatgirl
( The cut just insulted your mother. )

Title: Harper Charm
Fandom: DC/Torchwood
Characters: Roy, Owen
Rating: G
Word Count: 142
Author's Notes: For jacklemmon
( I love it when people have the same names cross-universe. )

Title: Bending
Fandom: Avatar/DC
Characters: Misfit, Aang
Rating: G
Word Count: 146
Author's Notes: for secondbatgirl
( Cuuuuuteness abounds! )

Title: Death
Fandom: Sandman/Discworld
Characters: Death, Death
Rating: G
Word Count: 125
Author's Notes: For elobscuro
( Last one for now! Phew! )

Title: Night Frights
Fandom: Young Justice
Characters: Bart/Tim
Prompt: 69. Thunder
Word Count: 360
Rating: PG
Summary: Bart's scared of thunder.
Author's Notes: For roguecatwoman!
( Got a lot of these. )

Title: Bombs away!
Fandom: Impulse
Characters: Bart/Carol
Prompt: 25. No time for the bomb squad.
Word Count: 150
Rating: G
Summary: Bart's playing games and a bomb's about to go off!
Author's Notes: For milleniumrex!
( And I don't really feel like being clever... )

Title: Bernard's an Idiot
Author: museofspeed
Claim: Blue Beetles
Characters/Pairing: Tim/Jaime, Bernard
Rating: PG
Word Count: 200
Prompt: 28. Ripples
Summary: Bernard traumatizes Jaime.
Disclaimer: Don't own 'em.
Author's Notes/Warnings: For aravistarkheena because we were talking about how much Bernard would terrify Jaime.
( So just cuttin' away. )

Title: Screwdrivers Can Stand to be a Little More Sonic
Author: museofspeed
Claim: Blue Beetles
Characters/Pairing: Ted Kord, Tenth Doctor
Rating: G
Word Count: 170
Prompt: 26. Timeline
Summary: A conversation between the Doctor and a young Ted Kord.
Disclaimer: Not mine!
Author's Notes/Warnings: For fleur_de_liz.
( Might get bored of this at some point. )

Title: Who Cares About Honor?
Fandom: Avatar/Batman
Characters: Zuko, Tim.
Word Count: 176
Rating: G
Author's Notes: For aravistarkheena
( Seriously, anyone read these? )

Title: Wannabe Great
Fandom: Mulan, Birds of Prey
Characters: Misfit, Mushu
Word Count: 224
Rating: G
Author's Notes: For milleniumrex
( Also, I have no idea how many I need. )

Title: My Vengeance is Darker than Yours
Fandom: DC Comics/Harry Potter
Characters: Misfit, Lord Voldemort
Word Count: 82
Rating: G
Author's Notes: For derawr
( Maybe I should check that. )

Title: Unacceptable
Fandom: Candyland/Artemis Fowl
Characters: Artemis Fowl, Lord Licorice
Word Count: 229
Rating: PG
Author's Notes: For nebulia
( Ten, from the looks of things. )

Title: No Gold!
Fandom: Road to El Dorado/Discworld
Characters: Ponder Stibbons, Tulio.
Word Count: 141
Rating: G
Author's Notes: For eliyes
( Penultimate cut text! )
( bonus round! )


Title: Redeeming Demons
Fandom: Good Omens/Road to El Dorado
Characters: Aziraphale, Miguel
Word Count: 160
Rating: PG
Author's Notes: For bergann
( Right now, I'm eating goat cheese and crackers. It's delicious. )

Title: No Need to Thank Me
Fandom: Robin
Characters: Robin/Bernard
Word Count: 1400
Rating: R
Summary: Bernard's drunk. Robin saves him. Bernard is very grateful.
Author's Notes: So julius12 and I were in a gay bookstore and we saw a book of gay superhero porn. Now, of course I picked it up and read the summary aloud. This story was inspired by that gay porn. Also, julius12 beta'd it.

( I'll put something clever here at some point, probably. )

Title: Rings and Alarm Clocks
Fandom: DCU
Characters: Bart/Tim, Bruce
Prompt: 48. Diamond
Word Count: 850
Rating: G
Summary: Bruce doesn't like Bart much. But he really doesn't like Oliver Queen.
Author's Notes: For darthbatgirl! Thanks to julius12 for betaing and titling. Also, this takes place at some point in a vague, nebulous future.

( Tim gave an embarrassed grin and pulled a small box out of his pocket. ''I'm proposing.'' )

Title: All Tied Up and Nowhere to Go
Fandom: Golden Age Teen Titans
Characters: Roy/Dick
Word Count: 1079
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Speedy and Robin are tied up in a warehouse.
Author's Notes: Written for The Anonymous Kink Meme! Seriously, folks. So many good prompts, GO WRITE SOME! Thank you to the lovely julius12 for the speedy beta job and title help!

( ''If this is leading into a 'Boy Hostage' joke, I don't wanna hear it,'' Dick muttered. )


So remember when I asked for prompt request? I finally ended up doing some. Yay!


Title: No Es Bueno
Author: museofspeed
Claim: Blue Beetles
Characters/Pairing: Booster/Beetle, Jaime, Eddie
Rating: G
Word Count: 434
Prompt: 32. Rebuild
Summary: Zatara turned Jaime and Eddie into toddlers. Booster and Beetle are babysitting. Shenanigans ensue.
Disclaimer: Not mine!
Author's Notes/Warnings: I used Google Translate for all the Spanish in here, so tell me if it's utterly wrong? Written for the fabulous felonazcorp.

( ''Eres estúpido!'' Jaime shouted. ''Te odio, Diablo Rojo!'' )



Title: Paperwork
Fandom: Young Justice
Characters: Bart/Tim
Prompt: 6. Hours
Word Count: 365
Rating: PG
Summary: There's a lot of paperwork Tim has to do, but Bart is bored.
Author's Notes: Written for the amazing anthraciteowl!

( Tim grit his teeth and set out to do the work. )

Title: The High Cost of Living Again
Fandom: Teen Titans
Characters: Kon, Cassie, Tim.
Word Count: 2457
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Kon hasn't changed a bit. Cassie has, though.
Author's Notes: Dedicated to geministar01 who didn't think Kon coming back as Nightwing could be done well. I hope this proves I'm right that it can be done well. Uh...this is kind of a depressing. Thanks as always to julius12 for being my favorite beta.

( ''Hey,'' the man said. ''I'm Nightwing. The Kandorian one, not your brother. And I'm here to join the Titans!'' )

Title: Speeding Dreidels
Fandom: DCU
Characters: Bart/Tim
Prompt: 73. Light
Word Count: 2537
Rating: PG
Summary: Bart celebrates Hanukkah with Tim.
Author's Notes: Written for the heartbart Twelve Days challenge! I'm the fifth day. Thanks to julius12 for betaing!

( ''There is no Hanukkah fairy, stupid,'' Bart said. He looked up at Tim and grinned, suddenly by Tim's side. ''Tell him there's no Hanukkah fairy. Tim's Jewish. He knows.'' )

Title: Snuggles I
Fandom: DCU
Characters: Bernard/Tim
Word Count: 404
Rating: G
Summary: Tim is achey. Bernard's in love.
Author's Notes: Written for aravistarkheena! Hope you like it! Beta'd by julius12

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Title: Snuggles II
Fandom: DCU
Characters: Booster/Beetle
Word Count: 345
Rating: G
Summary: Booster is cold.
Author's Notes: For fleur_de_liz! Enjoy! Beta'd again, by julius12

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22by7 drew me fanart! Yay!

Title: Snuggle III
Fandom: DCU
Characters: Tim, Lian, Milagro
Prompt: 32. Sunset.
Word Count: 447
Rating: PG
Summary: Lian is upset. Tim helps.
Author's Notes: For felonazcorp! Beta'd by julius12!

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There'll be three more snuggle drabbles soonish.

Title: Halloween Party
Fandom: Young Justice
Characters: Bart/Tim/Kon
Prompt: 44. Circle
Word Count: 350
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Bart's dressed as Wonder Girl, Tim's dressed as Secret, Kon's dressed as Arrowette, and vice versa.
Author's Notes: Just some silly Halloween fun! Enjoy!

( ''I told you to wear underpants,'' Tim said, amused. )

ETA: Now with a picture of Bart in a Wonder Girl costume! Thanks, derawr! And here it is in color! Also, a Sequel!

Title: We Don't Have to Explain It.
Fandom: DC/Marvel
Characters: Deadpool, Bob Agent of HYDRA, Weasel, Irene Merryweather, Cable, Kon, Bart/Tim, Bart/Carol.
Prompt: For fanfic100: 17. Brown, for wtf27: 21. Doppelganger, for random_30: 010. The what with the what?, for marvel_drabbles: 01. Fingers, and for dcu_freeforall: 37. Magic
Word Count: 3200
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Carol and Tim both have a thing for Bart. Deadpool narrates. Well, mostly.
Author's Notes: Hey, feebs! Deadpool, here! I duct taped Shana to a chair again (in REVENGE, but you'll learn about that later). Anywho, I got some stuff to say! First of all, like that beta chick, julius12 said, "Fourth wall got busted so hard it doesn't know what hit it. It's lying in the street asking if anyone got the truck number." So yeah, consider yourself warned. Also, second_batgirl? This is partly your fault, so you better be happy! Or, you know, run and hide before they get sick of throwing the rocks and rotting fruit at Shana and decide to turn on you. Just thought I'd warn you! Oh, also, there isn't much plot. Mainly because SOMEONE kept going off topic. Oh, wait, that's me, isn't it? It's brilliant, go read it.

( I DEMAND ROBIN IN A BIKINI! )

Title: With Great Powers Comes Great Sex
Fandom: Teen Titans
Characters: Bernard/Tim, Bart/Tim/Kon, Bart/Tim/Kon/Cassie, Kon/Cassie
Prompt: fanfic100: 83. And, dcu_freeforall: 26. phasing (through objects).
Word Count: 2700
Rating: R
Summary: Bernard's going to meet Tim's friends. The Titans have some pretty interesting stories about Tim.
Author's Notes: Oh, man, I'm pretty sure this started from a conversation with aravistarkheena, but it was a while ago and now it might have been felonazcorp. In either case, I'll dedicate it to both of them because I'm sure I discussed it with both of them. Thanks as always to the awesome julius12 for beta-ing! This fic is cracky. Very, very cracky.

( ''Geeze, don't explode, Boy Wonder. We were eager to meet the Boyfriend Wonder.'' )